Prices go up, but service stays the same. You can't explain that!
You have to sit in on the stockholder meeting to actually get any explanation that makes sense. Otherwise it is Greek to everyone else.
Government prints a crapload of money: either prices go up, or service is degraded, or both. Change you can believe in.
Or secret option C - the telecoms are given monopolies and just pocket the cash.
Because the Fed totally didn't print 'craploads' of money under Bush as well...