TekSavvy → Re: I want to be contacted asap!!!

Wow.. OP I would suggest you pay your montly bill on time and go through the proper channels for tech support. Otherwise you're welcome to go back to wherever you came from.

I'm sure I'm not the only one who finds you blaming your inability to pay your bill on all of Canada funny. If you truly think that Canada is a "pathetic excuse for a toilet bowl country," I encourage you to leave immediately and find somewhere where they'll tolerate your blather.

 
Isn't 'Blather' about the same as 'Malarkey' ?

Sorry, I watched the US VP debate highlights, and Biden calling his opponent's verbiage 'a bunch of Malarkey' was one of them.

AND, my mother was Irish.

Just a bit less informal (according to the OED, that is). Felt it was better to use blather than bullshit spoiler.