AT&T Hanging Up on Millions of DSL Users → U-Verse? STILL not available to me.

I have tried to get U-Verse at my house for a while now, and cannot, period. So, I gave up trying. Last week, a couple of young ladies came to the door to try to sign me up for U-Verse. One of them actually told me I didn't know what I was talking about, and started arguing forcefully. She said of course U-Verse is available to me, or she wouldn't be there selling it. I eventually told her that she needed to leave, but that she had 24 hours to either call me with proof that it's available, or never come by again. I still haven't heard from her.

She probably can't afford a phone or bus fare on what she's pulling in commissions.