Weekend Open Thread → Cant get clean there.

sometimes it take multiple wipes to get myself clean. It's very frustrating sometimes.

TMI!

Give it up after 3. Use the wipes they sell just for that purpose.

In a pinch, or if you're poor the Bounty select a size towels work great for this. Moisten one, wipe with it. Use the other to dry. Don't be afraid to enter the "zone" aggressively.

A friend of mine was having some extensive bleeding in that area, and the doc directed him to do what I just said. He did, and everything cleared up in a week or so. I've always been picky about it myself. Later found out a LOT of people feel the same way (like most of Europe).

I also recommend you take a fiber supplement on a daily basis. You would be surprised at the results in regards to the present conversation. Plus, you will feel better in general.

A TMI topic, no doubt. But, an important one!

Hahahahaha 3 words. Unscented Baby Wipes.

I never had heard it referred to as 'The Zone' before.
I'm glad I didn't have a mouthful of Dr. Pepper, or I would have needed a new keyboard.

Unsented baby wipes. It really makes me wonder why more just don't use them themselves.

I mean, I sure got good mileage out of them when my son was a baby. They worked fine for him and he gave them more to work with too

What is really bad is when you use too much TP and you are desperately seeking the plunger before the water reaches the rim of the bowl. I can not count how many times this has happened to me.

I feel your pain. And as you get older, this problem becomes more frequent and more difficult to rectify, often with bloody results.

uggghhh!

You know those user-operated pet grooming stations at convenience stores? That's what they're really there for.