 SeleniaI love DebianPremium
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2 edits | reply to Steve Mehs
Re: Ahh the clueless iPhone consumer said by Steve Mehs: But hey, the head phone jack is now ON THE BOTTOM! Talk about revolutionary!
Me: Why does this iPhone suck?(holds iPhone upside down)
Apple: You're holding it wrong!!!
Me: But but I just wanna listen to my music without mashing the headphone plug in my jacket pocket! Wtf? 
Apple: That headphone jack looks sexy on the bottom. Just buy our custom iJacket with a specialized hole in the bottom of the pocket. It looks sexay!
Me: But where do I put my money and wallet?
Apple: Don't worry. You won't have any of that by the time you're done buying our proprietary iCrap! All you need is iToys 
Me: (running away screaming) I want my Android ; ;
Apple: Sorry, no app for that
Lol just had to.
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