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jopfef
Home of the BeaChi Boys
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join:2001-03-31
Saint Louis, MO
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[OhDoh] Dress Code...

Dress Code for Baby Boomers

Now that the Boomer generation is getting ...um... older, it's time to help them realize that there are certain combinations of things that just don't go together in today's fashion world. Boomers are strongly urged to avoid the following:

• Nose rings and bifocals.

• Spiked hair among bald spots.

• Pierced tongues... and dentures.

• Miniskirts over support hose.

• Ankle bracelets with corn pads.

• Speedos over cellulite.

• Belly button rings near gall bladder surgery scars.

• Unbuttoned disco shirts... showing a pacemaker bulge.

• Midriff shirts when you have midriff bulges.

• Bikinis when you have liver spots.

• Short shorts revealing varicose veins.

• Inline skates and walkers.

• And, very importantly: Thongs with Depends.

Note: With a tip o' the hat to Randy Cassingham!
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"I can't save them all, but I sure as hell CAN help move them to safety." - Jo

"...If the beasts were gone, we would die from a great loneliness of spirit." - Chief Seattle



usa2k
Blessed
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join:2003-01-26
Redford, MI
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Probably a lot of moth tattoos that once were butterflies!
Some of these effects can be witnessed at water parks.



rusdi
American V
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join:2001-04-28
Flippin, AR
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reply to jopfef

OMG!
All that is jus' TOO disgusting to think about.....now I have this mental image I can't shake!!


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Come fold for a cure with us @ Team Helix.



jaynick
lit up
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Sterling Heights, MI
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Jammy
ja'Krinda
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join:2000-11-03
Pittsburg, CA
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•I still wear jeans and T-Shirts.
•I still walk barefoot in the house.
•I still love Freddie Mercury and Queen!
•I still chew bubble gum.
•I still eat Mayonnaise sandwiches.
•I take off my shirt and bra (in the house only) during the summer months even though I have A/C now.
•I still like peanut butter sandwiches.
•I still eat peanut butter and crackers.
•I wear boy cut panties.
•I never wore bikinis.
•I still skateboard.
•I still like stilts.
•I love to inline skate! It is still very popular in San Francisco (across the bay) no age limits.
•And lastly I have been a member of an obscure group called Team Helix for 12 years now.


I guess I am an oddity or labeled as an Exception.

Jammy
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lagh lucharghlu'bogh HuH ghopDu'lIj lungaSjaj