O Fallon, MO
In other news...
Not to be outdone, AT&T and Verizon have announced they will be arming their store employees with .357's and Samurai swords.
Sprint / Nextel and US Cellular will continue using rocks and sticks, but have announced plans for firearm deployment in 3Q 2013.
If someone refers to herself / himself as a "guru", they probably aren't.