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Re: sortofMIA

No, but I doubt we'll have turkey. My two offspring like cooking much better than I do, so they take that over for holidays now and it is never traditional. It is the time for them to try out the recipies they have been collecting.

So, who knows for this year.

signmeuptoo94
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NanoParticle

signmeuptoo94

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Ah, so you've had enough of turkey's, like the ones here?

My niece is doing it this year, I will do my usual, and bring my homemade humus, I can't budget anything else this year, but that's fine because everybody else does it up! I feel very fortunate that I have it off, because I could just as easily have ended up working...

I am hoping that next year I have another smoker and can do a turkey then...

Santa Fe
BUT.....I Digress!

join:2000-08-22
Freight Yard

Santa Fe

You're lucky, somehow I ALWAYS get stuck working Thanksgiving & Christmas. Bah Humbug.

This time, shape what you're making into a small person & call it your Humus Being. Then Yell out HUMUS IS HUMAN BEINGS!!!

usa2k
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join:2003-01-26
Westland, MI

usa2k

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Re: sortofTurkeyDaySoon

Its a Napoleon turkey here. I get stuck with the boney-part

signmeuptoo94
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Better than being THIS Napoleon: »en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Na ··· _Farm%29

Santa Fe
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"TALKING TURKEY"

What does a turkey say?

"Gobble, gobble, gobble?" ....... Not always!

What does ...

A jewelry-lovin' turkey:

"Bauble bauble bauble"

A dyslexic turkey say?

"Boggle Boggle Boggle"

A turkey in the shoe repair shop say?

"Cobble cobble cobble"

A turkey who was an old-time movie fan say?

"Gable, Gable, Gable!"

A turkey with a sore throat say?

"Gargle Gargle Gargle"

A turkey with a sore leg say?

"Hobble hobble hobble."

A football turkey say?

"Huddle, huddle, huddle"

A dieting turkey:

"Nibble, nibble nibble."

A one-legged Cockney turkey

"'Obble 'Obble 'Obble"

A turkey who argues a lot:

"Squabble squabble squabble."

What does Dr. Seuss' turkey say?

"Tweedle beetle paddle battle puddle wobble hobble gobble."

Then there was the dizzy Turkey who just went...

"Wobble Wobble Wobble!"