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Guspaz
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Re: Breaking news - NASA makes major find on Mars

Breaking news, NASA is going to have a press conference! Which they do all the time!

Nothing to see here, move along. Last time NASA said they had some earth-shattering announcement to make, it turned out to be nothing important.

EDIT: In other words, everybody is hyping this up, but NASA never said anything about what they're going to announce, so everybody's imagination is running wild.
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shrug

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What NASA found
They found life on mars.

EdmundGerber

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said by shrug :

They found life on mars.

Maybe if we give him back his Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator, he'd chill the fuck out...
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J E F F
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reply to shrug

Re: Breaking news - NASA makes major find on Mars

Very angry indeed!


shrug

@videotron.ca
NASA has now backpeddled.

NASA Sez:
Mars Curiosity Discovery is Not "Earthshaking", just "Interesting".

Please downgrade your homeland security alert colour.

»clevelandleader.com/node/19426


Its in

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They discovered.... PLASTIC!
»nasaupdatecenter.us/press.html

... Last week Curiosity was able to use its SAM (Sample Analysis at Mars) device to confirm the discovery. A robotic arm with a complex system of Spectral Analysis devices was able to vaporize and identify gasses from the sample, concluding that it is in fact plastic. How plastic formed or ended up on the Martian surface is quite an exciting mystery that sparks many questions. The type of plastic sampled as we know so far can only be formed using petrochemicals, meaning not only that there could possibly be a source of oil on the Red Planet, but that somehow it got turned into plastic. Even more interesting is that oil or petrochemicals used to create this type of plastic are only known to come from ancient fossilized organic materials, such as zooplankton and algae, which geochemical processes convert into oil pointing to the earthshaking evidence that there was once life on mars. ...

Thus there was life on Mars! That is, to our limited understanding of how oil is formed.