reply to Nightfall
Re: Operation: Chilled Beer via Mythbusters
Ice + water + salt: 5 minutes --> 35.9 degrees
Ice + water: 15 minutes --> 44 degrees
Chill them in a van (plastic garbage cans??) in the brine mix, and bring the beer inside in a duffle bag in batches as needed
You beat me to it, it does work.
AND NEVER FREEZE BEER.