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[Joke] Another Scottish Old Tam, who had lost all his teeth, had a visit from the minister who noted that Tam had a bowl of almonds.
"My brother gave me those, but I don't want them, you can have them" said Old Tam.
The minister tucked into them and the said "That was a funny present to give a man with no teeth."
To which Old Tam replied "Not really, they had chocolate on them......"
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.