Igloo Zashitnick isn't all that bad. (Igloo)
Cape Cod Cat Boat Boston Whaler (Kitobya) was a mouthful.
He is going to live in a very nice apartment with 2 wonderful people and get presents from USA.
Russian Postal is still Soviet Efficient. Closed from before Western Christmas to after Russian Orthodox New Year. I'll put something in the mail and it might show up by February.
Igloo because he can live in the cold Russian winter and has a warm inside. Quarterback because he is smart and a bit of a Pretty-Boy.
Zashitnick is funny to say too.