PX EliezerPremium
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1 edit | 'Twas the Night before New Year's.... [December 2012 edition, with apologies to Henry Livingston Jr]. 
Twas the night before Voiping, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even Dell mouse.
The Obi's were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that Kris Kringle soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While flow charts of Anveo danced in their heads;
And mother with her Ooma, and I with a PAP,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap;
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and Packet Eight tiny reindeer,
With a little old driver, full of vigor and vim,
I knew in a moment it must surely be him.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! Now, PhonePower and Voipo!
On, CallCentric! On Swiftvox! On, F-9 and Skoypo!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all"!
As I drew in my hand to press two three pound
Down the chimney he came with a bound.
Ten Panasonics he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! His face full of verve!
He said, "Come, drink a toast to good power reserve!
Then he sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a shout,
"Remember to switch if a server goes out!"
Then I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Voiping to all, and to all a good-night!"  |
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| Excellent PX! Outstandingly clever prose. Happy New Year from Burbank,CA. USA
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 jduffyPremium
join:2006-08-20
Cincinnati, OH | reply to PX Eliezer
PX, you have too much time on your hands
Thanks, that was funny.
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Well done PX! You make DSLReports fun to read. |
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Very, very clever! (But I also have to agree with jduffy) |
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rblizz
join:2001-12-16
North Richland Hills, TX | reply to PX Eliezer
Happy New Year! |
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Happy New Year!  |
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garys_2kPremium
join:2004-05-07
Farmington, MI | reply to PX Eliezer
Yes, Happy New Year! Let's hope '13 is a smoother ride than last year. |
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DavesnothereNo-BHELL-ity DOES have its Advantages
join:2009-06-15
START&Cogeco
kudos:6 | reply to jduffy
said by jduffy:PX, you have too much time on your hands
Thanks, that was funny.
Yes it was !
And WHO said that short-changing your sleep dulls quick-wittedness ?
Not in PX's case.
I find that losing sleep sharpens my ability at sarcasm. 
Happy New Year, ALL !
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Joining PX Eliezer's fan club...
Happy New Year and Happy Voiping
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 Arne BolenHappy Anveo customerPremium
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said by steve1111:Well done PX! You make DSLReports fun to read. Posts from PX are first priority reading.
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