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vue666
Small block Chevies rule
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Re: Some jokes & funnies....

I once knew a bald guy who liked to draw rabbits on his head

...

but from a distance they looked like hares.... LOL


FiReSTaRT
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said by milnoc:

I don't know if I should laugh or be afraid of that one. USA backed "revolutions" have resulted in many deaths and atrocities in Central America.

Both and pray that they don't take more interest in our country
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FiReSTaRT
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Re: Some jokes & funnies....

Women are angels, sent to Earth by God, so he can finally have some peace up there


WaitForGodot

join:2009-01-07
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Checked in with AC for a flight to London last week. Had 3 bags. Made a special request. I asked for one bag to be sent to Madrid, one to Glasgow and one to Oslo. The stern AC staffer behind the counter stated bluntly " We cannot do that sir". " Why not?" I replied. "you did it last time I flew to London."....

(Credit to ronny t)

Robrr

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Guelph, ON
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FiReSTaRT
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Walter Dnes

join:2008-01-27
Thornhill, ON
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A cruise ship suffers an explosion in the engine room, and in the process, blows away the lifeboats. The ship is starting to take on water, and it looks like it'll go down before help can arrive.

One woman realizes what's happening and stands up at the front of the cabin and takes her clothes off. She yells... "I know I'm going to die. But I want to die feeling like a woman. Is there any man here who's man enough to make me feel like a woman?".

A lumbering 6-foot guy walks up to her. He takes his clothes off. He hands his clothes to the woman, and says... "Here, iron these for me".

jaberi

join:2010-08-13
The Husband Store

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited.

capdjq
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Only an "Aussie tradie" called Bob, could think of a name like this!!


FiReSTaRT
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How do you say uh-oh in Korean?


FiReSTaRT
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1 recommendation

I love Li'l Kim

jaberi

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how do we post an image here?


FiReSTaRT
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said by jaberi:

how do we post an image here?

I will give you an example, just substitute ( brackets with ] brackets, otherwise the forum will think I'm trying to post an image link. Let's say you have the link to an image you saw on the world wide interwebz or uploaded to a hosting site.. To post an image, you'd do:

(img)www.linktopic.xxx(/img)
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If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.
—George Bernard Shaw

jaberi

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thx Fire..........got it!


FiReSTaRT
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Let's try..



Works.. remember it's img on one side and /img (slash) on the other side. Also remember to use the link to the image file (in Opera, there's a "copy image address" option) and not the link to the webpage that also contains the image.


milnoc

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I'm not heading to FunnyJunk's Web site under any circumstances. They blatantly and intentionally steal other people's content.

»theoatmeal.com/blog/funnyjunk

jaberi

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graniterock
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It's tax time and Ron Swanson has two very important reminders for us during this difficult time:

»www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiwsnHWl8mM


»www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py7OHW3HELk


milnoc

join:2001-03-05
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Discovered this over the weekend.

»www.youtube.com/watch?v=I03UmJbK0lA


(actual Kmart ad)


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»www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnydFmqHuVo


i nearly pissed myself on this one
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milnoc

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Glad they didn't include a rabbit's eating habits!

»en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit#Die···g_habits


FiReSTaRT
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No comment :D


Robrr

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Re: Some jokes & funnies....



FiReSTaRT
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Evil


Thane_Bitter
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Haha! Awesome


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FiReSTaRT
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Re: Some jokes & funnies....

Mildly entertaining but it's "Canadian"

»www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR5rIv4Qros


FiReSTaRT
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