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Immer
Gentleman
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join:2010-01-07
Evans, GA
kudos:8
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Clever WoW joke...

Of the blues, I think Daxxarri is rather clever:
said by Daxxarri :
A rough and tough veteran Tauren Warrior walks into an inn. He's a scary looking customer, grizzled, scarred and mean as a bag of ravagers. His hooves thunder on the floor boards as he swaggers up to the bar and orders a drink. The rest of the patrons are silent, petrified with fear. He finishes his drink, then goes outside to leave. He returns moments later, sweeps every patron of the inn with his steely gaze, cracks his massive knuckles, and in a low, dangerous voice utters, "I'm going to sit down and have another drink. If my Kodo isn't back where I left it by the time I'm done, I'm going to have to do what I did back in the Barrens. And I really don't want have to do what I did back in the Barrens."

He sits down, and orders another drink. In time he finishes his second drink, gets up, and stalks to the door to check outside. Lo and behold, his Kodo is sitting contentedly next to the Stablemaster, right where it belongs. A satisfied sneer on his face, the Warrior prepares to leave, but before he departs the Blood Elf that was tending bar timidlly asks, "Um, mister Warrior? What did you have to do back in the Barrens?"

The grizzled veteran gets a sad, far-off look in his eyes, and rumbles "I had to walk home."
Do you have any clever WoW jokes to share?
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Intelligence is no substitute for Character.


Jobbie
Keep It Simple
Premium
join:2010-08-24
Mexico
kudos:5
I lol'd

Watermasta

join:2012-06-15
Quantico, VA
How many dead gnomes does it take to paint a house red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.


mettachain
Goblineer

join:2011-09-27
Azeroth
kudos:1
reply to Immer
Damn girl, you must have got those pants in BWL cause that ass is EPIC!!!

You know your addicted to WoW when your girlfriends pants have a low drop rate!

You know ur addicted to wow when ur microwave goes ding and u go GRATZ !!
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Use that Kudos button damnit!

clawfury

join:2012-02-14
Rochester, MI
+1


Goggalor
Psychonaut
Premium
join:2009-06-09
Your Mind!
kudos:2
reply to mettachain
said by mettachain:

Damn girl, you must have got those pants in BWL cause that ass is EPIC!!!

You know your addicted to WoW when your girlfriends pants have a low drop rate!

You know ur addicted to wow when ur microwave goes ding and u go GRATZ !!

Baaaaaa-zing.
--
From Psychonauts -
Lungfish Civilian: (describing Goggalor) He's impervious to bullets! ... and love!
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TheThing

join:2012-08-10
kudos:1
said by Goggalor:

said by mettachain:

Damn girl, you must have got those pants in BWL cause that ass is EPIC!!!

You know your addicted to WoW when your girlfriends pants have a low drop rate!

You know ur addicted to wow when ur microwave goes ding and u go GRATZ !!

Baaaaaa-zingA.

FTFY


Skittles
Premium
join:2011-03-31
Your mom is so fat that when she first logged into WoW she got the World Explorers Achievement.


Pollux7777

join:2010-02-16
Saint Paul, MN
lol


Krisnatharok
Caveat Emptor
Premium
join:2009-02-11
Earth Orbit
kudos:12
reply to Immer
Well this degenerated quickly.

BG5150

join:2008-08-14
New York, NY
said by Krisnatharok:

Well this degenerated quickly.

Yeah. Thread title had "Clever" in it.


Krisnatharok
Caveat Emptor
Premium
join:2009-02-11
Earth Orbit
kudos:12
That's why I haven't laughed at anything yet.