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Jane and Arlene, two elderly ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.
Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to
the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all,
over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.