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Re: Lance Armstrong confessing doping to Oprah

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said by FFH5:

After spending years denying everything, and attacking as liars all his accusers, Armstrong is reported to be confessing his doping history to Oprah this week.

The whole doping issue is getting to be old news with Armstrong now and he's just doing this to generate some money and attention. I think the really important part of this is guessing what he'll say or do on Oprah.

* Issue an apology, but not specify what he's apologizing for.
* Cry.
* Jump up and down on the couch.
* Pee in a bottle.

Other ideas?

* Fake every one out and admit he never used PED's...

That would make many a head explode.

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said by JRW2:

said by fatness:

said by FFH5:

After spending years denying everything, and attacking as liars all his accusers, Armstrong is reported to be confessing his doping history to Oprah this week.

The whole doping issue is getting to be old news with Armstrong now and he's just doing this to generate some money and attention. I think the really important part of this is guessing what he'll say or do on Oprah.

* Issue an apology, but not specify what he's apologizing for.
* Cry.
* Jump up and down on the couch.
* Pee in a bottle.

Other ideas?

* Fake every one out and admit he never used PED's...

That would make many a head explode.



That would be fucking hilarious! I know ZZZZZZZ See Profile's head would spin on his shoulders then detonate.

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Here are some details out today about Armstrong's apology to his Livestrong cancer foundation and what he is expected to say to Ms. Winfrey. Also other facts.

»nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/5 ··· cycling/

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said by JRW2:

said by fatness:

said by FFH5:

After spending years denying everything, and attacking as liars all his accusers, Armstrong is reported to be confessing his doping history to Oprah this week.

The whole doping issue is getting to be old news with Armstrong now and he's just doing this to generate some money and attention. I think the really important part of this is guessing what he'll say or do on Oprah.

* Issue an apology, but not specify what he's apologizing for.
* Cry.
* Jump up and down on the couch.
* Pee in a bottle.

Other ideas?

* Fake every one out and admit he never used PED's...

That would make many a head explode.

Oprah: If you could be any kind of tree, what kind would you be?
Armstrong: Roid maple.

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said by DanHo:



That would be fucking hilarious! I know ZZZZZZZ See Profile's head would spin on his shoulders then detonate.

LOL.