said by fatness: said by Linklist:
After spending years denying everything, and attacking as liars all his accusers, Armstrong is reported to be confessing his doping history to Oprah this week.
The whole doping issue is getting to be old news with Armstrong now and he's just doing this to generate some money and attention. I think the really important part of this is guessing what he'll say or do on Oprah.
* Issue an apology, but not specify what he's apologizing for.
* Jump up and down on the couch.
* Pee in a bottle.
That would make many a head explode.