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I AM
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Ephrata, PA
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reply to Archivis

Re: The Elder Scrolls Online

said by Archivis:

People need to put me in the gaming industry to turn this thing around.

I could make people want to play D3 again.

I could make new MMOs not suck.

I could design new games that would hook people so bad, there'd be rehab centers.

Someone, please hire me.

Lets kickstart smoethign for Arch to make a game. Game of Trolls.


Archivis
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I require $250k. When the game launches, it just points you towards this thread.



ekster
Hi there
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Lachine, QC
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You'll need to hire me for PR.

I require $200k and you can point everyone to me.



I AM
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We don't trust Canadians.



ekster
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There is no one in the whole world more trustworthy than a Canadian.



I AM
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We only trust you guys for bacon, Justin Beiber, Celine Dion, and "Call me, Maybe?"

We don't trust you guys for games, sports, and anything else.



ekster
Hi there
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You don't have a clue on how many video games are made in Canada, do you?



I AM
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said by ekster:

You don't have a clue on how many video games are made in Canada, do you?

Of course not. I'm American.


ekster
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Here's a few small games that were made in Canada...

Bioshock series, Dragon Age series, Mass Effect series, Star Wars KOTOR series, Baldur's Gate series, Company of Heroes, Splinter Cell, Rainbow Six, NWN, Some Warhammer games, GTA4... and a bunch more.

So like I said. You'll need a Canadian on the team for it to succeed!



I AM
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All I do is eat hotdogs all day listening to Jay Z and Beyonce all day long on the radio while watching the Kardashians.

GTA was made in Canada? Are you guys even allowed to do that?



Koil
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Irmo, SC
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reply to ekster

2 words.

Brian Fucking Adams.



I AM
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1 recommendation

2 words.



ekster
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It's okay. He's American.



I AM
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»yourlaws.ca/criminal-code-canada···ercourse

This is Canada! Taken from reddit. haha.



Koil
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reply to I AM

That kills the funny


Vinceruos_t

join:2012-05-04
reply to TheThing

If this is free to play then count me out. I will not waste my time playing an MMO that doesnt have a constant revenue stream to back it up. There will never be a truly successful/ longterm MMO that is F2p. You guys are dellusional if you think otherwise.

inb4 GW2

GW2 is an ok game to play through once and be done. That is not an MMO just fyi. Atleast imo



monchis
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reply to I AM

said by I AM:

said by monchis:

Being able to equip a weapon without being class specific = AWESOME.

last game i played like that was lineage 2.

I hope to dear god this is open pvp as well.

And I would totally pay a monthly sub as long as it's worth it.

From what I read/understood it has a area kind of like GW2's WvWvW. A place where three factions will constantly fight for control. Eventually you can crown someone as King of the place. Have not read yet more into being able to go anywhere and gank someone.

right i saw the video. L2 was like that too, it had sieges where clans would try to take over castles. But the whole world was still open pvp. It would be pretty dumb IMO considering in Es games u can kill anyone.
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I AM
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NNNNOOOOOOO! They killed the quest giver! Bastards!



aelingil
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Mesa, AZ

said by I AM:

NNNNOOOOOOO! They killed the quest giver! Bastards!

LOL, lets hope they keep the Skyrim NPC setting for "Needed" characters.. They take a knee (catching a breath?) and then stand back up.. you cant kill them..


I AM
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I'm suprised. NO arrow to the knees joke yet.



fnord76
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said by I AM:

I'm suprised. NO arrow to the knees joke yet.

I was going to be a quest giver but a took an arrow in the knee?


Dissembled

join:2008-01-23
Indianapolis, IN
reply to I AM

Wrong

said by IamGimli:

I'd play an Elder Scrolls MMORPG, if only I hadn't taken an arrow to the knee...



aelingil
Mmm Burnt Toast
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reply to I AM

I was going to mention that someone stole my sweet-roll but, the Dev's don't give a skeever's ass...



I AM
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reply to Dissembled

said by Dissembled:

Wrong

said by IamGimli:

I'd play an Elder Scrolls MMORPG, if only I hadn't taken an arrow to the knee...

Well. I guess I was going to look back but......I took an arrow in the knee.


Koil
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reply to I AM

Oh man..what's that guys name on here...he plays GW2 with us.

He's from Texas, I think...crap, what was his name.



Jobbie
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Vincerous_t?



facepalm

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Lumberton, TX
reply to Koil

said by Koil:

Oh man..what's that guys name on here...he plays GW2 with us.

He's from Texas, I think...crap, what was his name.

I fit the profile, but I haven't taken an arrow to the knee.
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aelingil
Mmm Burnt Toast
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reply to I AM

But could you say you have...

*puts on sunglasses*

taken a palm to your face...

OH btw, In case anyone was waiting by their inbox.. no beta invites going out any time soon...

(From ESO's Facebook account)

We're receiving a high number of questions about when beta invites will be sent out, and we wanted to clear up any confusion. Currently, we are only sending out confirmation emails after you've successfully signed up for The Elder Scrolls Online beta. That confirmation email (not a beta invite) should arrive within 48 hours from when you submitted your beta application. If you have not gotten your confirmation email, we encourage you to please check your spam folder and contact us via our support page if it's not there.

»help.elderscrollsonline.com/

We are not sending out invitations to the ESO beta test quite yet. When we do start sending out the first wave of invites, we'll make an announcement on our website, here on Facebook, and our other ESO social media pages so that everyone knows to keep an eye on their email.

Thank you all for the overwhelming support and interest in The Elder Scrolls Online beta test!
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Koil
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My reply email did get sent to the spam box.



Koil
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reply to facepalm

You're the one...I knew your name, I was just using your name as a proxy for my reaction to the comments in this thread.