Oh you snotty New Englanders simply must get out more. Everyone else knows you're a Californian from the minute the state issues your driver's license. However, to get laid in California one must first undo a few Puritanisms:
a) be willing to be laid without shame & subterfuge
b) in blind taste test be able to discern an artichoke from a pomegranate
c) possess observable levels of vitamin D
Admittedly tough for most New Englanders but I have faith. Daily tremblers do tend to loosen one up.
