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Bob4
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New Jersey

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Re: 16 month old just figured out the Poland Spring Dispenser

Your nightmare is just beginning.

My daughter was fascinated by the computer's on/off switch.

Draiman
Let me see those devil horns in the sky
join:2012-06-01
Kill Devil Hills, NC

Draiman

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said by Bob4:

Your nightmare is just beginning.

My daughter was fascinated by the computer's on/off switch.

Or your dog or cat's tail.

JustYOUwait
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Just wait till the kid starts playing "cash register" and uses the DVD drive as the change till and starts tossing papers and pennies in it.
said by Bob4:

Your nightmare is just beginning.

What he said.

Jeff
Connoisseur of leisurely things
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join:2002-12-24
GMT -5

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said by Bob4:

Your nightmare is just beginning.

I can sense it already. I thought this week was enough of "new tricks" as he keeps dialing people stored in the caller ID of our home phone. Called the plumber three times, Chase once, and a few other people. Now he's emptying water on the kitchen floor. At least he's not banging on my laptop's keyboard like an irate chimpanzee anymore, since the phone and the water bottle dispenser has distracted him.

Thanks for the help everyone.
b_p_smith
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join:2002-02-13
Merrickville, ON

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b_p_smith

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Phhht. Amateurs.

Wait until they start to drive. Then you can watch your hair turn grey as you look at yourself in the mirror (assuming you *have* hair by then).
averagedude
join:2002-01-30
San Diego, CA

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Another one to watch out for is when they start dialing 911.
Finally come to find out she just wanted to see the fire truck like the one on Disney TV. We only found that out after several visits by the local PD.
Try explaining that to the PD "How come your not watching your watching your child?" Because I was using the toilet! Kids are quiet and sneaky fast.

Best of luck.

CylonRed
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join:2000-07-06
Bloom County

CylonRed

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Same son did that to grandma a couple of times...

DarkLogix
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join:2008-10-23
Baytown, TX

DarkLogix

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Sounds like some kids need better upbringing.

CylonRed
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Bloom County

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He was a toddler - he has not done it in years.... He didn't know what 911 was. Get a life.

Snakeoil
Ignore Button. The coward's feature.
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join:2000-08-05
united state

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said by Draiman:

said by Bob4:

Your nightmare is just beginning.

My daughter was fascinated by the computer's on/off switch.

Or your dog or cat's tail.

What wont mention the indignity my cat suffered at the hands of my 2 year old kids[twins]. But let's just say they got a stinky finger.

Poor cat.

Warzau
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join:2000-10-26
Naperville, IL

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said by averagedude:

Another one to watch out for is when they start dialing 911.
Finally come to find out she just wanted to see the fire truck like the one on Disney TV. We only found that out after several visits by the local PD.
Best of luck.

Hah that happened as well to me. We thought we caught it in time BEFORE she pressed talk, nope she did and we got a call back. Yes they are FAST.
Bob4
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join:2012-07-22
New Jersey

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said by averagedude:

Try explaining that to the PD "How come your not watching your watching your child?" Because I was using the toilet! Kids are quiet and sneaky fast.

Always put them in a playpen when you need to step away, even for a minute.

Thespis
I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV.
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join:2004-08-03
Keller, TX

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said by Bob4:

Always put them in a playpen when you need to step away, even for a minute.

A child who calls 911 because it makes the fire truck appear is smart enough to escape a playpen in seconds...

Sandman37
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join:2002-07-10
Strafford, MO

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said by DarkLogix:

Sounds like some kids need better upbringing.

LOL You obviously don't have children. It doesn't matter what you do as a parent, they are little people and have minds of their own, and therefor they get into trouble.
Liberty
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join:2005-06-12
Arizona

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My Mom tried, but some of us just gotta do what a kids gotta do

I can vaguely recall embarrassing the crap out of my Ma with such acts as figuring out where the off button was on escalators
and
back when there were huge cash registers at stores like Sears, that had rows of buttons for each decimal for the prices entered & each salesperson had their own drawer in the stack
I figured out how to pop the drawers open

If my Ma dared turn her back on me, I was at the register or escalator in 2 seconds...

Beezel
join:2008-12-15
Las Vegas, NV

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I used to run into the center of the clothing racks and hide.

Dennis
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join:2001-01-26
Algonquin, IL

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said by Warzau:

said by averagedude:

Another one to watch out for is when they start dialing 911.
Finally come to find out she just wanted to see the fire truck like the one on Disney TV. We only found that out after several visits by the local PD.
Best of luck.

Hah that happened as well to me. We thought we caught it in time BEFORE she pressed talk, nope she did and we got a call back. Yes they are FAST.

Yup same here. That was fun....they had to come out and check no matter what I said. After that phones went up on a shelf.
averagedude
join:2002-01-30
San Diego, CA

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said by Thespis:

said by Bob4:

Always put them in a playpen when you need to step away, even for a minute.

A child who calls 911 because it makes the fire truck appear is smart enough to escape a playpen in seconds...

Forget playpens, those were for mere mortals.
She could go over kid gates (even 2 tall) like spiderman - I so wish I had thought to video tape that.
After a while the only thing the gates were doing was injuring the adults that tripped over the gates or trying to go through them.
As with all kids they quickly grow out of that phase right in to another one

CylonRed
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Bloom County

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My brother broke his foot on a kid gate...