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Re: Okay, NOW Wind will definitely be foreign owned

Ok so Rogers aquires Wind and the scenario goes like this:

Dear Wind customer,

Your contract is now null and void, you owe us early termination fees, and a hardware recovery fee, since you didn't finish out your contract.

However if you sign your life over to use in perpetual servitude,we promise to only screw you over twice a year with rate increase, despite being under contract.

Existing Rogers customers:

Dear Rogers customer

With the recent purchase of MLSE and now Wind Mobile, we have accumulated a fair amount of debt. Effective immediately and is retroactive to your first day of service with Rogers, we will be implementing, the "We bought more companies to screw you over" recovery fee, of only $9.95/month. This will allow us to be out of debt in 2yrs and be able to serve you better.

Thank you for chosing rogers
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