said by Guspaz:
I get that you want to portray your service being experienced in a positive light, but your splashpage picture strikes me as false advertising... I'm not sure that everybody will have an orgasm from using your services like the lady on your website :P
oh damm. That is EXACTLY what I thought the first time I loaded the page except I didn't want to post it. But you went there.
+1 to Guspaz