The morality cops
It slays me when people pat themselves on the back for allegedly never pirating songs, movies, TV shows, software, games, etc. And even better, when people assume this sort of moral high-ground about it. Just stop. Most of these smug anti-piracy trolls either pirate currently or have done it in the past. Even if you've only pirated one song, does that make you any better than someone who has pirated a thousand? It's the principle of the thing! Now where's my check from the RIAA?