Mandatory My Butt
Or better yet, just leave the smart phone on the store shelf to start with. Get yourself a good old POTS line. Who in their right mind wants to yak on the phone every 5 minutes when they're not at home?
Me, I go out to get AWAY FROM phones, computers, television etc. Last thing in the world I want is some idiot calling and ruining my ME time.
Take that money trap out of your pocket and kick it to the curb. Let AT&T and Verizon go rob some other poor soul.