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It was the fine print _within_ the fine print.
That *extra* small type, in micro-font so small that you need an extra strength magnifying glass to read it.
Of course, all this was totally covered in the disclaimer on page 1024 of the online-version [PDF] of the service agreement, which stated all this very clearly in legalize in 8-point font.
(Not. I'm kidding. )