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TrainBuff
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Re: [octobabble] Hooray!!!


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Don't fret, guys. The 99-cent store to the rescue!



JRW2
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Condoms appear on both sides... is this a good thing or a bad thing?

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said by JRW2:

Condoms appear on both sides... is this a good thing or a bad thing?

It says it's a bad choice but still a good deal. So, go for it.

DarkLogix
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said by JRW2:

Condoms appear on both sides... is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Maybe its just that brand, or saying cheap condoms aren't good.
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Behold

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said by DarkLogix:

Maybe its just that brand, or saying cheap condoms aren't good.

Dood, you must not have much experience with women. That's not the point. Let's try a different approach...

A woman asks you "Does this [item of clothing] make my ass look big?" The correct response is:

A) Yes.
B) No, absolutely not!
C) Change the subject/make like your boss just called you and you have to talk to him right now/run for your life.

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Answer is C

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Good. At least you aren't a total n00b.

JRW2
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said by DarkLogix:

Answer is C

No it is D: Commit suicide, it is LESS painful.

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How about E, you hear about that cruse.

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said by DarkLogix:

How about E, you hear about that cruse.

Cruse? Did you mean cruise?

Son, never answer a woman's question with a question. That will doom you. Only women get to pull that...and you're usually already doomed before they open their mouths.
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said by DarkLogix:

said by JRW2:

Condoms appear on both sides... is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Maybe its just that brand, or saying cheap condoms aren't good.

At $.99 per box, you're definitely in contention to join the 3% failure rate.

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said by DC DSL:

said by DarkLogix:

How about E, you hear about that cruise.

Cruse? Did you mean cruise?

Son, never answer a woman's question with a question. That will doom you. Only women get to pull that...and you're usually already doomed before they open their mouths.

How about, here have a stuffed bear.

»www.vermontteddybear.com/

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I saw a thing on the news the other night about that bear being one of the most popular gifts this Valentine's Day. What are they taking? A guy can only get away with giving a gal one of those if *she* tells you to get it. Don't dare show up with that otherwise.

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What you don't think girls like a stuffed version of you?

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said by DarkLogix:

What you don't think girls like a stuffed version of you?

For Valentine's Day the only gift that was not specified that a guy dares present to a woman is *real* diamond jewelry (the more expensive, the better). Otherwise, you follow convention and present what is expected or requested.

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How about bacon, no one can be mad at bacon.

And if she is maybe she's just wrong.

TrainBuff
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This will have made a nice gift.

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said by DarkLogix:

no one can be mad at bacon.

And if she is maybe she's just wrong.

BTW, remember: "You brought her."

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said by DC DSL:

said by DarkLogix:

no one can be mad at bacon.

And if she is maybe she's just wrong.

BTW, remember: "You brought her."

So long as she doesn't eat carbs.

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said by DarkLogix:

So long as she doesn't eat carbs.

You completely missed the point. Never mind.