TrainBuffThe New Haven Railroad Premium Member join:2003-05-01 Buffalo, NY |
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DC DSLThere's a reason I'm Command. Premium Member join:2000-07-30 Washington, DC Actiontec GT784WN
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DC DSL
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2013-Feb-14 10:48 am
Don't fret, guys. The 99-cent store to the rescue!
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JRW2R.I.P. Mom, Brian, Gary, Ziggy, Max. Premium Member join:2004-12-20 La La Land |
JRW2
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2013-Feb-14 11:03 am
Condoms appear on both sides... is this a good thing or a bad thing? |
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DC DSLThere's a reason I'm Command. Premium Member join:2000-07-30 Washington, DC Actiontec GT784WN
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DC DSL
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2013-Feb-14 11:04 am
said by JRW2:Condoms appear on both sides... is this a good thing or a bad thing? It says it's a bad choice but still a good deal. So, go for it. |
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DarkLogixTexan and Proud Premium Member join:2008-10-23 Baytown, TX |
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said by JRW2:Condoms appear on both sides... is this a good thing or a bad thing? Maybe its just that brand, or saying cheap condoms aren't good. |
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DC DSLThere's a reason I'm Command. Premium Member join:2000-07-30 Washington, DC Actiontec GT784WN
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said by DarkLogix:Maybe its just that brand, or saying cheap condoms aren't good. Dood, you must not have much experience with women. That's not the point. Let's try a different approach... A woman asks you "Does this [item of clothing] make my ass look big?" The correct response is: A) Yes. B) No, absolutely not! C) Change the subject/make like your boss just called you and you have to talk to him right now/run for your life. |
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DarkLogixTexan and Proud Premium Member join:2008-10-23 Baytown, TX |
Answer is C |
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DC DSLThere's a reason I'm Command. Premium Member join:2000-07-30 Washington, DC |
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2013-Feb-14 2:28 pm
Good. At least you aren't a total n00b. |
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JRW2R.I.P. Mom, Brian, Gary, Ziggy, Max. Premium Member join:2004-12-20 La La Land |
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No it is D: Commit suicide, it is LESS painful. |
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DarkLogixTexan and Proud Premium Member join:2008-10-23 Baytown, TX |
How about E, you hear about that cruse. |
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DC DSLThere's a reason I'm Command. Premium Member join:2000-07-30 Washington, DC Actiontec GT784WN
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2013-Feb-14 3:18 pm
said by DarkLogix:How about E, you hear about that cruse. Cruse? Did you mean cru ise? Son, never answer a woman's question with a question. That will doom you. Only women get to pull that...and you're usually already doomed before they open their mouths. |
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said by DarkLogix:said by JRW2:Condoms appear on both sides... is this a good thing or a bad thing? Maybe its just that brand, or saying cheap condoms aren't good. At $.99 per box, you're definitely in contention to join the 3% failure rate. |
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DarkLogixTexan and Proud Premium Member join:2008-10-23 Baytown, TX |
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said by DC DSL:said by DarkLogix:How about E, you hear about that cruise. Cruse? Did you mean cru ise? Son, never answer a woman's question with a question. That will doom you. Only women get to pull that...and you're usually already doomed before they open their mouths. How about, here have a stuffed bear. » www.vermontteddybear.com/ |
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DC DSLThere's a reason I'm Command. Premium Member join:2000-07-30 Washington, DC Actiontec GT784WN
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DC DSL
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2013-Feb-15 10:29 am
I saw a thing on the news the other night about that bear being one of the most popular gifts this Valentine's Day. What are they taking? A guy can only get away with giving a gal one of those if *she* tells you to get it. Don't dare show up with that otherwise. |
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DarkLogixTexan and Proud Premium Member join:2008-10-23 Baytown, TX |
What you don't think girls like a stuffed version of you? |
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DC DSLThere's a reason I'm Command. Premium Member join:2000-07-30 Washington, DC Actiontec GT784WN
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DC DSL
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2013-Feb-15 1:36 pm
said by DarkLogix:What you don't think girls like a stuffed version of you? For Valentine's Day the only gift that was not specified that a guy dares present to a woman is *real* diamond jewelry (the more expensive, the better). Otherwise, you follow convention and present what is expected or requested. |
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DarkLogixTexan and Proud Premium Member join:2008-10-23 Baytown, TX |
How about bacon, no one can be mad at bacon.
And if she is maybe she's just wrong. |
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TrainBuffThe New Haven Railroad Premium Member join:2003-05-01 Buffalo, NY |
This will have made a nice gift. |
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DC DSLThere's a reason I'm Command. Premium Member join:2000-07-30 Washington, DC Actiontec GT784WN
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said by DarkLogix:no one can be mad at bacon.
And if she is maybe she's just wrong. BTW, remember: "You brought her." |
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DarkLogixTexan and Proud Premium Member join:2008-10-23 Baytown, TX |
said by DC DSL:said by DarkLogix:no one can be mad at bacon.
And if she is maybe she's just wrong. BTW, remember: "You brought her." So long as she doesn't eat carbs. |
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DC DSLThere's a reason I'm Command. Premium Member join:2000-07-30 Washington, DC |
DC DSL
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2013-Feb-15 4:52 pm
said by DarkLogix:So long as she doesn't eat carbs. You completely missed the point. Never mind. |
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