 jaynicklit upPremium
join:2001-02-06
Sterling Heights, MI
kudos:2
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| [OhDoh] Save your fingers! Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally
Cut off all 10 of his fingers.
He went to the emergency room in Cork 's hospital.
The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be avin' da fingers and
I'll see what oi can do'.
Paddy said,
'Oi haven't got da fingers.'
'Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers?
Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2012 We's got microsurgery and all kinds of
incredible techniques..
I could have put dem back on and made you like new!
Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?'
And Paddy said,
' How da heck was I 'spose to pick dem up !!! |
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 parkutCrunch AddictPremium,MVM
join:2001-12-15
Harrison Township, MI
kudos:6 | Doh indeed ... groan ... |
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 IcarusBig Trouble In Little HelixPremium,Mod
join:2000-11-08
Soulshine! | reply to jaynick
Compared to some of the jokes around this place that one is really good!  |
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| said by Icarus:Compared to some of the jokes around this place that one is really good!
Define good.  |
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 signmeuptooThank you YankeesPremium
join:2001-11-22
NanoParticle
kudos:4 | reply to jaynick
laughing hard! |
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IcarusBig Trouble In Little HelixPremium,Mod
join:2000-11-08
Soulshine! Host:
Comcast HSI
Team Helix
Connecticut Chat
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It didnt make me do this! |
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jaynicklit upPremium
join:2001-02-06
Sterling Heights, MI
kudos:2 | reply to Icarus
I try anyway.  |
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 PeteC2Got Mouse?Premium,MVM
join:2002-01-20
Bristol, CT
kudos:6 | reply to jaynick
Hmmm, I dunno...had a hard time "picking up on that"...
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Deeds, not words |
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 usa2kBlessedPremium,MVM
join:2003-01-26
Redford, MI
kudos:3 | reply to jaynick
Now he switched his career to a palm tree farm,
and stays away from finger food  |
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 howiehSoonPremium,MVM
join:2000-08-06
Metuchen, NJ | said by usa2k:and stays away from finger food
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Hey Buddy, can you spare a cycle? Join Team Helix |
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 jopfefKeeper of the BeaglesPremium,MVM
join:2001-03-31
Saint Louis, MO
kudos:1
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| said by howieh:said by usa2k:and stays away from finger food
GROSS!!!
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"...If the beasts were gone, we would die from a great loneliness of spirit." - Chief Seattle |
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