jaynicklit up Premium Member join:2001-02-06 Sterling Heights, MI
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jaynick
Premium Member
2013-Feb-22 1:47 pm
[OhDoh] Save your fingers!Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally Cut off all 10 of his fingers.
He went to the emergency room in Cork 's hospital.
The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be avin' da fingers and I'll see what oi can do'.
Paddy said, 'Oi haven't got da fingers.'
'Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers? Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2012 We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.. I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?'
And Paddy said, ' How da heck was I 'spose to pick dem up !!! |
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parkutCrunch Addict MVM join:2001-12-15 Clinton Township, MI |
parkut
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2013-Feb-22 4:38 pm
Doh indeed ... groan ... |
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IcarusCHAOS RULES Mod join:2000-11-08 Off Center |
to jaynick
Compared to some of the jokes around this place that one is really good! |
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Stooges FanI'm Trying To Think, But Nothing Happens Premium Member join:2002-10-18 |
said by Icarus:Compared to some of the jokes around this place that one is really good! Define good. |
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signmeuptoo94Bless you Howie Premium Member join:2001-11-22 NanoParticle |
to jaynick
laughing hard! |
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IcarusCHAOS RULES Mod join:2000-11-08 Off Center |
to Stooges Fan
It didnt make me do this! |
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jaynicklit up Premium Member join:2001-02-06 Sterling Heights, MI |
to Icarus
I try anyway. |
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PeteC2Got Mouse? MVM join:2002-01-20 Bristol, CT |
to jaynick
Hmmm, I dunno...had a hard time "picking up on that"... |
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usa2kBlessed MVM join:2003-01-26 Westland, MI
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to jaynick
Now he switched his career to a palm tree farm, and stays away from finger food |
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howieh4 more weeks MVM join:2000-08-06 Metuchen, NJ
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howieh
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2013-Feb-23 3:52 pm
said by usa2k:and stays away from finger food |
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jopfefHome of The Rat Patrol MVM join:2001-03-31 Saint Louis, MO
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jopfef
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2013-Feb-24 1:53 am
said by howieh:said by usa2k:and stays away from finger food GROSS!!!
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