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jaynick
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Sterling Heights, MI
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[OhDoh] Save your fingers!

Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally
Cut off all 10 of his fingers.

He went to the emergency room in Cork 's hospital.

The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be avin' da fingers and
I'll see what oi can do'.

Paddy said,
'Oi haven't got da fingers.'

'Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers?
Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2012 We's got microsurgery and all kinds of
incredible techniques..
I could have put dem back on and made you like new!
Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?'

And Paddy said,
' How da heck was I 'spose to pick dem up !!!



parkut
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Harrison Township, MI
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Doh indeed ... groan ...



Icarus
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reply to jaynick

Compared to some of the jokes around this place that one is really good!


Stooges Fan
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said by Icarus:

Compared to some of the jokes around this place that one is really good!

Define good.


signmeuptoo
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NanoParticle
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reply to jaynick

laughing hard!



Icarus
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reply to Stooges Fan

Click for full size
It didnt make me do this!


jaynick
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reply to Icarus

I try anyway.



PeteC2
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join:2002-01-20
Bristol, CT
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reply to jaynick

Hmmm, I dunno...had a hard time "picking up on that"...
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usa2k
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Redford, MI
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reply to jaynick

Now he switched his career to a palm tree farm,
and stays away from finger food



howieh
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join:2000-08-06
Metuchen, NJ
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said by usa2k:

and stays away from finger food


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jopfef
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join:2001-03-31
Saint Louis, MO
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1 recommendation

said by howieh:

said by usa2k:

and stays away from finger food

GROSS!!!



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