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Cptbeatstix

join:2011-12-21
Carrollton, TX

ERMAHGERD!

They're talking about bringing back the old star wars crew!



Jobbie
Keep It Simple
Premium
join:2010-08-24
Mexico
kudos:5

Wrong place brohan.


Cptbeatstix

join:2011-12-21
Carrollton, TX
reply to Cptbeatstix

I don't care. IT NEEDED TO BE SAID!



Krisnatharok
Caveat Emptor
Premium
join:2009-02-11
Earth Orbit
kudos:12

1 recommendation

reply to Cptbeatstix

It won't be the same. Mark has one foot in the grave and Carrie is a wasted coke junkie. Harrison Ford can start subbing for Clint roles now.



Skittles
Premium
join:2011-03-31

Star Wars: Episode VII -The Osteoporosis Menance

With the Empire in ruins and the Republic now firmly established, the former Heroes of the Rebel Alliance are resting in their post war lives. But on the edges of the galaxy a new menance is brewing, one that will strike to the very bones of their beings.

We join Luke Skywalker Grandmaster of the reestablished Jedi order in his daily meditation on the far off world of Hipfracturia........


Criticals

join:2010-05-30
reply to Cptbeatstix

We join Luke in a landspeeder going too slow in the passing lane with his blinker on trying to get to dennys in time for the blue light special.



Krisnatharok
Caveat Emptor
Premium
join:2009-02-11
Earth Orbit
kudos:12

He still can nail a womprat. With the side of his speeder. Inadvertently.



qualitybobby
Premium
join:2009-12-29
Middleville, NY

2 recommendations

In an odd coincidence, Leia now LOOKS like a womprat. That's been hit by a speeder.


Cptbeatstix

join:2011-12-21
Carrollton, TX
reply to Cptbeatstix

I can see them just digitally modifing their faces lol. Harrison would still be a badass though. Mark Hamil will forever be known as cock knocker in my book lol.



Phantasee

join:2009-08-27
Hammond, LA
reply to Cptbeatstix

It's a shame. The Princess was hotness in her day.


Cptbeatstix

join:2011-12-21
Carrollton, TX
reply to Cptbeatstix

Cocaine is a helluva drug.



Mordred

join:2013-01-02
reply to Cptbeatstix

I think it is the lack of coke.



Skittles
Premium
join:2011-03-31
reply to Cptbeatstix

said by Cptbeatstix:

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

The milks gone bad!