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Magneto to Marry Professor X Future Ms. Picard |
I thought you guys would like this » gawker.com/5991361/magne ··· fessor-xMagnet-powered mutant ultranationalist Magneto will set aside his political convictions for a day and officiate the wedding of his old friend and sometime enemy, assimilationist schoolmaster Professor Charles Xavier. Sort of.There are real human beings involved, but some of us have dreamed of writing this headline for years, so let's just pretend for a second:
Ian McKellen, known for his role as Magneto in the "X-Men" films, will preside over the nuptials of Patrick Stewart, a.k.a Professor X in the mutant superhero franchise. [...]
Stewart, 72, also a television icon for his portrayal of Captain Jean Luc Picard in "Star Trek: The Next Generation," is set to get hitched to Sunny Ozell, 35, a jazz singer he has been romantically involved with since 2009.
The other appropriate response to this news (besides "Magneto is Marrying Professor X?!") is "Patrick Stewart is dating a 35-year-old?!" Well done, professor. Well done indeed. |
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SixOfNineBrake In A Ladylike Manner. Premium Member join:2001-08-30 Sterling, VA |
Engage. |
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Wily_One Premium Member join:2002-11-24 San Jose, CA
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Wily_One
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2013-Mar-19 6:30 pm
Make it so. |
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I guess that makes her his,...wait for it,.....wait for it,..... "Number one",...... |
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You got it wrong. Here, let me: I guess that makes her his...
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Number one.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! |
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Wily_One
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2013-Mar-19 7:31 pm
huh? |
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You've never had to suffer Horatio's awful one liners by watching CSI Miami I presume? |
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I get it,..... Funny stuff that,.... |
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Wily_One Premium Member join:2002-11-24 San Jose, CA |
to TigerLord
Nope. I tend not to watch TV just for the sake of watching TV. |
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elwoodbluesElwood Blues Premium Member join:2006-08-30 Somewhere in |
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2 words Sugar Daddy.
What else could it be when marrying a man old enough to be your father? |
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Well he has a million dollar voice for one. Then there is the charm that comes from a Shakespearean actor. Then there is the British accent. Chicks are crazy about the accent. And of course the money and fame do get you a little more attention than your regular geriatric. |
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KrisnatharokPC Builder, Gamer Premium Member join:2009-02-11 Earth Orbit
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said by TigerLord:You got it wrong. Here, let me: I guess that makes her his...
( _) ( _)>- (_)
Number one.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
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DarkLogixTexan and Proud Premium Member join:2008-10-23 Baytown, TX |
to elwoodblues
said by elwoodblues:2 words Sugar Daddy.
What else could it be when marrying a man old enough to be your father? In this world old enough to be her great great grand father. |
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said by SRFireside:Well he has a million dollar voice for one. Then there is the charm that comes from a Shakespearean actor. Then there is the British accent. Chicks are crazy about the accent. And of course the money and fame do get you a little more attention than your regular geriatric. Maybe, but she also knows he'll die within 15 years, at which time she'll be 50 and have all his millions and will be free to marry a guy she actually likes. I don't care how much ED medication you take. At 76, he's probably tripping on his own ball sack when he walks, and his ass probably looks like a Kraken. No amount of sexy British accent would make up for this. |
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to elwoodblues
quote: What else could it be when marrying a man old enough to be your father?
Jealous? She's hot........all the power to him. |
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DarkLogixTexan and Proud Premium Member join:2008-10-23 Baytown, TX |
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said by TigerLord:said by SRFireside:Well he has a million dollar voice for one. Then there is the charm that comes from a Shakespearean actor. Then there is the British accent. Chicks are crazy about the accent. And of course the money and fame do get you a little more attention than your regular geriatric. Maybe, but she also knows he'll die within 15 years, at which time she'll be 50 and have all his millions and will be free to marry a guy she actually likes. I don't care how much ED medication you take. At 76, he's probably tripping on his own ball sack when he walks, and his ass probably looks like a Kraken. No amount of sexy British accent would make up for this. Some girls just be crazy for people and others can't understand it. |
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said by ZZZZZZZ:quote: What else could it be when marrying a man old enough to be your father?
Jealous? She's hot........all the power to him. Jon Luc: more power Scotty: I'm given er all shes got. |
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elwoodbluesElwood Blues Premium Member join:2006-08-30 Somewhere in |
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said by ZZZZZZZ:quote: What else could it be when marrying a man old enough to be your father?
Jealous? She's hot........all the power to him. Jealous.. maybe a twinge but on the face value of it, i stand by my words. |
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RockCake Premium Member join:2005-07-12 Woodbridge, VA |
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Based on that title I was thinking of something else entirely...! |
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SixOfNineBrake In A Ladylike Manner. Premium Member join:2001-08-30 Sterling, VA |
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Ha! Here's a timely photo posted to George Takei's FB wall. |
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KearnstdSpace Elf Premium Member join:2002-01-22 Mullica Hill, NJ |
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She will at least in theory have a moderately quiet life.
I get the feeling the paprazzi will not find the stewart family terribly interesting. Those two going to the movies will not sell quite like a twenty something reality star falling off a deck at a beach house while drunk. |
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juilinsandarTexas Gooner Premium Member join:2000-07-17 San Benito, TX |
If she does anything while in the nude, it'll be on the English tabloids asap. |
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