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Magneto to Marry Professor X

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Future Ms. Picard
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»gawker.com/5991361/magne ··· fessor-x

Magnet-powered mutant ultranationalist Magneto will set aside his political convictions for a day and officiate the wedding of his old friend and sometime enemy, assimilationist schoolmaster Professor Charles Xavier. Sort of.There are real human beings involved, but some of us have dreamed of writing this headline for years, so let's just pretend for a second:

Ian McKellen, known for his role as Magneto in the "X-Men" films, will preside over the nuptials of Patrick Stewart, a.k.a Professor X in the mutant superhero franchise. [...]

Stewart, 72, also a television icon for his portrayal of Captain Jean Luc Picard in "Star Trek: The Next Generation," is set to get hitched to Sunny Ozell, 35, a jazz singer he has been romantically involved with since 2009.

The other appropriate response to this news (besides "Magneto is Marrying Professor X?!") is "Patrick Stewart is dating a 35-year-old?!"

Well done, professor. Well done indeed.

SixOfNine
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Engage.

Wily_One
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Make it so.

Octavean
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I guess that makes her his,...wait for it,.....wait for it,.....

"Number one",......


TigerLord

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TigerLord

You got it wrong. Here, let me:

I guess that makes her his...

( •_•)
( •_•)>-
(_)

Number one.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!


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huh?

TigerLord

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You've never had to suffer Horatio's awful one liners by watching CSI Miami I presume?

Octavean
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I get it,.....

Funny stuff that,....

Wily_One
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Nope. I tend not to watch TV just for the sake of watching TV.

Alpha Phoenix
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She's pretty sexy. Good going Capt. Picard!

elwoodblues
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2 words
Sugar Daddy.

What else could it be when marrying a man old enough to be your father?

SRFireside
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Well he has a million dollar voice for one. Then there is the charm that comes from a Shakespearean actor. Then there is the British accent. Chicks are crazy about the accent. And of course the money and fame do get you a little more attention than your regular geriatric.

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said by TigerLord:

You got it wrong. Here, let me:

I guess that makes her his...

( •_•)
( •_•)>-
(_)

Number one.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!




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2 words
Sugar Daddy.

What else could it be when marrying a man old enough to be your father?

In this world old enough to be her great great grand father.

TigerLord

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Well he has a million dollar voice for one. Then there is the charm that comes from a Shakespearean actor. Then there is the British accent. Chicks are crazy about the accent. And of course the money and fame do get you a little more attention than your regular geriatric.

Maybe, but she also knows he'll die within 15 years, at which time she'll be 50 and have all his millions and will be free to marry a guy she actually likes.

I don't care how much ED medication you take. At 76, he's probably tripping on his own ball sack when he walks, and his ass probably looks like a Kraken. No amount of sexy British accent would make up for this.

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quote:
What else could it be when marrying a man old enough to be your father?
Jealous?

She's hot........all the power to him.

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said by TigerLord:

said by SRFireside:

Well he has a million dollar voice for one. Then there is the charm that comes from a Shakespearean actor. Then there is the British accent. Chicks are crazy about the accent. And of course the money and fame do get you a little more attention than your regular geriatric.

Maybe, but she also knows he'll die within 15 years, at which time she'll be 50 and have all his millions and will be free to marry a guy she actually likes.

I don't care how much ED medication you take. At 76, he's probably tripping on his own ball sack when he walks, and his ass probably looks like a Kraken. No amount of sexy British accent would make up for this.

Some girls just be crazy for people and others can't understand it.
DarkLogix

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quote:
What else could it be when marrying a man old enough to be your father?
Jealous?

She's hot........all the power to him.

Jon Luc: more power
Scotty: I'm given er all shes got.

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said by TigerLord:

said by SRFireside:

Well he has a million dollar voice for one. Then there is the charm that comes from a Shakespearean actor. Then there is the British accent. Chicks are crazy about the accent. And of course the money and fame do get you a little more attention than your regular geriatric.

Maybe, but she also knows he'll die within 15 years, at which time she'll be 50 and have all his millions and will be free to marry a guy she actually likes.

I don't care how much ED medication you take. At 76, he's probably tripping on his own ball sack when he walks, and his ass probably looks like a Kraken. No amount of sexy British accent would make up for this.

ROFLMMMFAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

elwoodblues
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said by ZZZZZZZ:

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What else could it be when marrying a man old enough to be your father?
Jealous?

She's hot........all the power to him.

Jealous.. maybe a twinge but on the face value of it, i stand by my words.

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Based on that title I was thinking of something else entirely...!

SixOfNine
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Ha! Here's a timely photo posted to George Takei's FB wall.
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She will at least in theory have a moderately quiet life.

I get the feeling the paprazzi will not find the stewart family terribly interesting. Those two going to the movies will not sell quite like a twenty something reality star falling off a deck at a beach house while drunk.

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If she does anything while in the nude, it'll be on the English tabloids asap.