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StuartMW
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Facebook testing a 'nagging' feature for iPhones and iPads

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The social network is testing a feature for iPhones that nags you to post a status update.
»www.news.com.au/technology/faceb···02324501

I'm good as I don't exist

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Blackbird
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Sounds a lot like the disreputable broker practice of "churning" a client's account in the stock market... creating buy/sell trading activity just to generate commissions. In the social network case, the more updating a user can be nagged to do, the more user activity is stimulated throughout his social circle... and thus the more overall click counts and marketable tracking data is generated.
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status update: "being nagged by facebook to update my status"
status update: "being nagged by facebook to update my status"
status update: "being nagged by facebook to update my status"



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reply to StuartMW
Oh, very cheeky.

Makes me glad that I long ago disabled notifications from the Facebook app as I cannot imagine a more superfluous thing to be interrupted by.
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jaykaykay
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reply to StuartMW
"Shut it down, immediately." Their words, not mine. I know that I am already dead. I am totally a 0. I have no FB account and proud of it. The more they do, the happier I am not to be a part of this social engineering site.



StuartMW
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said by jaykaykay:

I know that I am already dead.

Do you vote? The dead manage to do that

. o O (And why am I responding to a dead person?)

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The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

Mark Twain jaykaykay See Profile

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jaykaykay
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I vote, but who ever said one had to be alive to do that. Seems to me that many dead people have cast their ballots and they've been counted as good. Wonder how they do that.



Blackbird
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It all depends on where you live. In some locales, being dead will get you less chances of a polling place challenge than being alive...



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said by jaykaykay:

I have no FB account and proud of it.

You and me both. I've never had a cellphone or a credit card either.


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So... I guess there's a number of us who are dead, yet maybe even vote and otherwise get along quite well. "Zombies! We're dead...! We're everywhere...! We're in your face!"
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StuartMW
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Well if I'm dead I shouldn't have to pay bills and taxes. I still get the requests though

FYI Zombies aren't dead--they're undead
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goalieskates
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reply to jaykaykay
Jeez, I'm happily dead too. Who knew?



carpetshark3
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I do have one - but don't use except for lazy vendors. What will they do if you post eff off as an update?



Dude111
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Good for you Jayjay!!

I have noticed alot about you over the months,YOUR LIKE ME.... YOU VALUE YOUR PRIVACY!!!!! (Its sad most do not)

Good for you buddy


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Re: Facebook testing a 'nagging' feature for iPhones and iPads

said by StuartMW:

... FYI Zombies aren't dead--they're undead

Actually, Zombies are the living dead. According to that all-knowing guru of our modern, living, online culture, Wikipedia:
quote:
A zombie (Haitian Creole: zonbi; North Mbundu: nzumbe) is an "animated corpse resurrected by mystical means, such as witchcraft".
But this is all perhaps just splitting hairs... except that the hair on the living dead is in not too great a shape to start with, from everything I've seen, so splitting it might become a pretty major deal...
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Notifications disabled and NO iPhone . I get nothing from FB.

I like the person who commented something about "why shouldn't they bug people to update the FB app....". Why? Because their app updates suck and break it, that's why. I've also read that some people are claiming FB updated the app without permission. If that happens, I'll just go back to using the browser. I rarely use my phone for FB anyway.
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CCat
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I have this to say about that.




Dude111
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Good for you La Luna!!! I am proud of you!!

 


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Re: Facebook testing a 'nagging' feature for iPhones and iPads

said by StuartMW:

Well if I'm dead I shouldn't have to pay bills and taxes. I still get the requests though

Status update - green and moldy, need air freshener.
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StuartMW
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I see dead people
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