In 1966, my spouse took out a loan with Dow Financial in Tucson, Arizona. My spouse's friend was a part-time janitor who happened to clean the offices of none other than......Dow Financial.
My spouse and his friend were stationed at Davis-Monthan AFB. He came home one day to find under the pillow of his bunk the entire Dow Financial file along with rubber-stamped paperwork that would clear the title. Unbeknownst to my spouse at the time and without his permission, the friend swiped the spouse's file.
To this day, Dow Financial was never paid for a motorcycle.
I wish someone would swipe the Wells Fargo note for our mortgage. --
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