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[Joke] crowded university library
A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.
He asks a girl in the research section: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?
The girl replied with a loud voice: "No, I DON'T WANT TO
SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy;
he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the
guy's table and said with a giggle, "I study psychology,
and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt
The guy then responded with a loud voice: $500 FOR ONE
NIGHT!? THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH!
All the people in the library looked at the girl in total shock.
The guy whispered in her ear: "I study law, and I know how
to screw people.