Mr NeutronCeaseless, Tasteless, and GormlessPremium
said by intok:Alternately, you can apply the sand blaster directly to the family member and clean the "contamination" that way.
Hit her with the pan, then take a sand blaster to the pan to clean the contamination from the surface and start over on seasoning.
All kidding aside, I wish I knew what to tell you on that one (short of changing the locks whilst they are out of the house, of course).
Male Announcer: "The red zone has always been for loading and unloading. There's never stopping in a white zone."
Female Announcer: "Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which zone is for loading!"