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JB9
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Re: [Raiding] My fellow Raid leaders...

I guess I'm out of line when I expect my raiders to actually pay attention while we raid.

Immer
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join:2010-01-07
Evans, GA

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said by JB9:

I guess I'm out of line when I expect my raiders to actually pay attention while we raid.

yes you are! this thread is for leaders of casual raiders only!!!! lol.

forum was dead yesterday afternoon, so I posted something silly. Most of my raiders (wife included) who tab out do so when I have to explain the mechanics of the fight to someone who has never seen the fight (we do that a lot)... it gets worse when they tell me "I haven't done LFR, what do I need to know?".

s1deout
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Troy, OH

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Cut scene - Casual 10man raid on Horridon
Dialogue - Raid Lead explaining the fight

RL - Okay so Tank 1 puts boss on triangle marker / tank 2 picks up adds reverse that each door. - raid stacks on purple marker except on charge then run to star marker - any questions?

Vent Raid - all you hear is the silence of the soon to be dead!!!

RL - Okay readycheck - good - pull!!!

Healer 1 - OMG tank you are too far from me!!!!
DPS2 - What do i do when i get charge??
RL - WTF - move if you get charged!!!
DPS2 - I did I moved to the tank!!!
RL - OMG SRSLY!!!
Tank1 - I am dead I need a Brez!!!
Healer 2 - ADDS!!!! I GOT ADDS ON ME!!!!!
DPS1 - Damn the boss has a big hit box!!!
DPS3 - FFS can we get this stupid marker out of my way!!! How can I DPS the boss when I cant see him because of the marker!!!
Healer 1 - I am dead.
Healer 2 - I am dead.
Tank1 & 2 - I am dead.
RL - Alright wipe it
DPS4 - What do we do on charge again?
DPS5 - Can I get a mass rez?? I need to check Farmville!!!

Vent Raid - all you hear is the steady thump of the RL's head on the desk.

navymaverick
join:2011-07-21
Papillion, NE

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said by s1deout:

Cut scene - Casual 10man raid on Horridon
Dialogue - Raid Lead explaining the fight

RL - Okay so Tank 1 puts boss on triangle marker / tank 2 picks up adds reverse that each door. - raid stacks on purple marker except on charge then run to star marker - any questions?

Vent Raid - all you hear is the silence of the soon to be dead!!!

RL - Okay readycheck - good - pull!!!

Healer 1 - OMG tank you are too far from me!!!!
DPS2 - What do i do when i get charge??
RL - WTF - move if you get charged!!!
DPS2 - I did I moved to the tank!!!
RL - OMG SRSLY!!!
Tank1 - I am dead I need a Brez!!!
Healer 2 - ADDS!!!! I GOT ADDS ON ME!!!!!
DPS1 - Damn the boss has a big hit box!!!
DPS3 - FFS can we get this stupid marker out of my way!!! How can I DPS the boss when I cant see him because of the marker!!!
Healer 1 - I am dead.
Healer 2 - I am dead.
Tank1 & 2 - I am dead.
RL - Alright wipe it
DPS4 - What do we do on charge again?
DPS5 - Can I get a mass rez?? I need to check Farmville!!!

Vent Raid - all you hear is the steady thump of the RL's head on the desk.

Sounds like LFR.

DarkLogix
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join:2008-10-23
Baytown, TX

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WHAT I'm NOT supposed to work on my home iscsi array when you're explaining?

I still need to replace that 1 barracuda drive with a constellation
And I'm really wanting to go ES.3 instead of ES.2 and to go to 4TB drives instead of 2TB drives.

Oh well money is holding me back anyway.

Caelharrad
join:2012-04-13
Fenton, MO

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said by s1deout:

Cut scene - Casual 10man raid on Horridon
Dialogue - Raid Lead explaining the fight

RL - Okay so Tank 1 puts boss on triangle marker / tank 2 picks up adds reverse that each door. - raid stacks on purple marker except on charge then run to star marker - any questions?

Vent Raid - all you hear is the silence of the soon to be dead!!!

RL - Okay readycheck - good - pull!!!

Healer 1 - OMG tank you are too far from me!!!!
DPS2 - What do i do when i get charge??
RL - WTF - move if you get charged!!!
DPS2 - I did I moved to the tank!!!
RL - OMG SRSLY!!!
Tank1 - I am dead I need a Brez!!!
Healer 2 - ADDS!!!! I GOT ADDS ON ME!!!!!
DPS1 - Damn the boss has a big hit box!!!
DPS3 - FFS can we get this stupid marker out of my way!!! How can I DPS the boss when I cant see him because of the marker!!!
Healer 1 - I am dead.
Healer 2 - I am dead.
Tank1 & 2 - I am dead.
RL - Alright wipe it
DPS4 - What do we do on charge again?
DPS5 - Can I get a mass rez?? I need to check Farmville!!!

Vent Raid - all you hear is the steady thump of the RL's head on the desk.

"The Department of Defense regrets to inform you that your sons are dead, because THEY WERE STUPID." Best line of dialogue in Top Gun, and seems to apply pretty well here.