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usa2k
Blessed
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join:2003-01-26
Redford, MI
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·WOW Internet and..

3 recommendations

Roll Call

»www.youtube.com/watch?v=So6zRRi-mRA


Not much new here - its just nice to hear a howdy (even from those that lurk - we appreciate you too!)


jopfef
R.I.P. Missey 1996-2014
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join:2001-03-31
Saint Louis, MO
kudos:1

1 recommendation

I'm here.



Gizmo
Trust Me I'm a Professional
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join:2000-08-19
In Your Mind
kudos:1
Reviews:
·AT&T Southeast

5 recommendations

reply to usa2k



A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.
The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while
she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.

She texted: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

I'm on the toilet. Please advise.
--
giz~



squirt
cacatne alces in silvis?
Premium,MVM
join:2004-04-27
Out Grazing
kudos:5

3 recommendations

reply to usa2k

did somebody say 'tuck and roll'?

oops ... wrong thread ... never mind ...



Santa Fe
Stormy Weather
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join:2000-08-22
Freight Yard
kudos:3
Reviews:
·Mediacom

3 recommendations

reply to usa2k

I'm more a


Cinnamon Roll person myself!
--
Explore Xubuntu. Like It? Install It. [Love It]!


sortofageek
Runs from Clowns
Premium,Mod
join:2001-08-19
kudos:21

2 recommendations

reply to Gizmo

said by Gizmo:


The husband, being an irreverant sort of guy, texted back:

I'm on the toilet. Please advise.



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Join Team Helix * I am praying for these friends .


onDvine
Don't Litter. Spay-Neuter.
Premium
join:2005-01-29
So. CA, USA
kudos:9

You changed "no-nonsense" in the quote to "irreverant." Is it a test to see who's paying attention?



jaynick
lit up
Premium
join:2001-02-06
Sterling Heights, MI
kudos:2

1 recommendation

reply to usa2k

Hi, Jim, present.



signmeuptoo
Bless you Howie
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join:2001-11-22
NanoParticle
kudos:5
Reviews:
·Comcast

1 recommendation

reply to usa2k

Oh you guys! If I ever feel down all I have to do is visit the rest of you here and I'm smiling again!

Mark here! Relaxing on my day off but feeling restless nevertheless.

Speaking of which, what ever happened to Beringse, haven't heard from him for ages! Hope he's ok, I recall he worked fishing off of Alaska, that IS a dangerous line of work.
--
Join Teams Helix and Discovery. Rest in Peace, Leonard David Smith, my best friend, you are missed badly! Rest in peace, Pop, glad our last years were good. Please pray for Colin, he has ependymoma, a brain cancer, donate to a children's Hospital.



mr sean
Professional Infidel
Premium,ExMod 2001-07
join:2001-04-03
N. Absentia
kudos:1

2 recommendations

reply to usa2k

So....uh....they said there was a free buffet for this get together....



Santa Fe
Stormy Weather
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Freight Yard
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Reviews:
·Mediacom

2 recommendations

said by mr sean:

So....uh....they said there was a free buffet for this get together....

BURP........................ Sorry about that!
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Explore Xubuntu. Like It? Install It. [Love It]!


mr sean
Professional Infidel
Premium,ExMod 2001-07
join:2001-04-03
N. Absentia
kudos:1

1 recommendation

I suppose the open bar faced a similar fate....?



hobgoblin
Sortof Agoblin
Premium
join:2001-11-25
Orchard Park, NY
kudos:9

2 recommendations

reply to usa2k

Hobgoblin in the house.



sortofageek
Runs from Clowns
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join:2001-08-19
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2 recommendations

reply to mr sean

said by mr sean:

I suppose the open bar faced a similar fate....?

Nah, it is still open, but we had to toss it all out. Clown stocked it.
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Join Team Helix * I am praying for these friends .


Santa Fe
Stormy Weather
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Freight Yard
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·Mediacom

said by sortofageek:

said by mr sean:

I suppose the open bar faced a similar fate....?

Nah, it is still open, but we had to toss it all out. Clown stocked it.

Ohhh.....BLARGLE!
--
Explore Xubuntu. Like It? Install It. [Love It]!


Gizmo
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In Your Mind
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·AT&T Southeast

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reply to mr sean



said by mr sean:

So....uh....they said there was a free lunch for this get together....

Sorry, you're a day late and a dollar short...................................
--
giz~


Gizmo
Trust Me I'm a Professional
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join:2000-08-19
In Your Mind
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·AT&T Southeast

1 recommendation

reply to Santa Fe



said by Santa Fe:

said by sortofageek:

said by mr sean:

I suppose the open bar faced a similar fate....?

Nah, it is still open, but we had to toss it all out. Clown stocked it.

Ohhh.....BLARGLE!

Ugh!!!................................................
--
giz~


usa2k
Blessed
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join:2003-01-26
Redford, MI
kudos:3
Reviews:
·WOW Internet and..

Hmm... blargle

Had to look it up. Not as hip at those other whippersnappers
BTW Urban is too harsh about whippersnapper
(My definition is young and outspoken.)



TwoFrogs
Premium,MVM
join:2002-01-20
Downtown

1 recommendation

said by usa2k:

Hmm... blargle

Had to look it up. Not as hip at those other whippersnappers
BTW Urban is too harsh about whippersnapper
(My definition is young and outspoken.)

Quiet, whippersnapper.


santy
Don't Follow Me, I'M Lost Too
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join:2001-06-10
Wilmington, IL
kudos:1

2 recommendations

reply to usa2k

I'm here for now. might be there later on. and I'm everywhere except where I want.
--
You don't quit playing 'cause you're OLD. You're old BECAUSE you quit playing!!



suprleg
Abracadabra
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join:2004-05-06
Cypress, CA
kudos:3
reply to usa2k

Presente..."insert quippy banter here"!