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squirt
cacatne alces in silvis?
Premium,MVM
join:2004-04-27
Out Grazing
kudos:5
Reviews:
·Shaw

5 recommendations

[Chat] Hey Santa Fe! Trains Rule! Choo Choo!

I didn't know this until last night when the Glenn Miller Orchestra played this tune, but the first ever gold record was awarded for:

»www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XQybKMXL-k

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Jamais le mal n’aura le dernier mot. La foi et l’amour déplacent les montagnes de la haine.
- Marguerite (Maggy) Barankitse


TwoFrogs
Premium,MVM
join:2002-01-20
Downtown

5 recommendations

Roy Rogers comes in from a hard day's work on the ranch.
His boots are all muddy, he's too tuckered out to clean them, and he doesn't want to incur Dale's wrath, so he leaves them on the porch.

The next morning he goes out to clean them and finds them ripped to shreds.

"Dang, Gabby. Those were almost brand new Luchesse ostrich and iguana boots. Wonder what happened to them?"

"Wal, Roy, there's been a ol' mountain lion a-spookin' the horses the last coupla nights. Coulda been him."

Roy saddles Trigger, puts his trusty Winchester in the scabbard, and rides off.

Several hours later he comes riding back in.
There is a large dead mountain lion slung over his saddle horn.
And Gabby sez,

"Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed yer new shoes?"


Icarus
Department Of Redundancy Department
Premium,Mod
join:2000-11-08
Off Center
kudos:1
Oh......dear..........


usa2k
Blessed
Premium,MVM
join:2003-01-26
Redford, MI
kudos:3

2 recommendations

reply to TwoFrogs
said by TwoFrogs:

"Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed yer new shoes?"

OK. 20th time reading this and I got it!!


Santa Fe
Man is an animal that wants to exist.
Premium,Mod
join:2000-08-22
Freight Yard
kudos:5
Reviews:
·Mediacom

4 recommendations

reply to squirt
I wanted to be a conductor on the railways, so they got me to fill a gap in the third rail.

I wanted new shirts, but diesel do.

What type of commuter trains do they use in Australia? EMU's

What do you call the ticket inspector on a maglev train? A superconductor.

Every so often railroad conductors have to go for retraining.

The special section reserved in the train for Julius was a Cesarean Berth.
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Explore Xubuntu. Like It? Install It. [Love It]!


usa2k
Blessed
Premium,MVM
join:2003-01-26
Redford, MI
kudos:3

1 recommendation

A railroad engineer has hit by lightning; luckily he made a poor conductor!


alphapointe
Don't Touch Me
Premium,MVM
join:2002-02-10
Columbia, MO
kudos:2
reply to Santa Fe
ye gods...


signmeuptoo
Bless you Howie
Premium
join:2001-11-22
NanoParticle
kudos:5
reply to squirt
I love you guys!


jopfef
Home of the BeaChi Boys
Premium,MVM
join:2001-03-31
Saint Louis, MO
kudos:1
Reviews:
·Charter
·Vonage
reply to squirt
Groan.........




Rxdoxx
Premium,Ex-Mod 2002-13
join:2000-11-03
Middle River, MD
kudos:11

1 recommendation

Don't groan, they have been training for this for a long time
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Was a Cruise Fanatic, one cruise on Princess cured me. Bleah