XMISSION Come to the Avenues!
Dear XMISSION...come to the avenues! We want you here! We're only like 2 miles away.
Our local city officials and papers talk about Utopia like it is a failure. But the failure is the monopoly Comcast has on our neighborhood. They do everything but urinate on your face when you go to call them.
Just run a little fiber the couple of miles from your headquarters. If for no other reason than to piss off centurylink and comcast!