I live in Gatineau, technically I could lend you a hand. Although this is one of those one off I'd rather not do too often :P
Gatineau! When did you move up to the frozen north? I thought you were in Chatham with the rest of the guys.
Gabe, I'd be willing to bring the device to you for setup/programming and compensate you for your time. I'm SO close, it's just *this* far away. DM me if you're interested!
I've lived in Gatineau pretty much 90% of my life. It only made sense for me to move back here when we opened an office here in Gatineau.