 SteveI know your IP addressConsultant
join:2001-03-10
Yorba Linda, CA
kudos:5 | SQL jokes! Who knew there were jokes about databases?
said by a friend of mine :This SQL query walks up to two tables in a bar and says "Can I join you?" |
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 cowboyroPremium
join:2000-10-11
Shelton, CT
2 recommendations | SELECT * FROM USERS WHERE CLUE IS NOT NULL
0 record(s) found |
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 GILXA1226Premium,MVM
join:2000-12-29
Dayton, OH
3 recommendations | reply to Steve
This was always my favorite |
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 rjacksonPremium,VIP,MVM,Ex-Mod 2005-13
join:2002-04-02
Ringgold, GA
kudos:1 | reply to Steve
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 ProtusMoseImmortal. Eternal.Premium
join:2001-10-03
Bellevue, NE
kudos:4 | reply to cowboyro
said by cowboyro:SELECT * FROM USERS WHERE CLUE IS NOT NULL
0 record(s) found
UPDATE thread
SET recommend=1
WHERE poser='cowboyro' |
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 cdruGo ColtsPremium,MVM
join:2003-05-14
Fort Wayne, IN
kudos:7 | Was poser deliberate? Or was that suppose to be poster? It kind of works either way...  |
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ProtusMoseImmortal. Eternal.Premium
join:2001-10-03
Bellevue, NE
kudos:4
1 recommendation | I wondered why there were 0 rows affected. |
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FBM
join:2002-07-25
Chicago, IL | reply to Steve
»dbareactions.tumblr.com/ |
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cdruGo ColtsPremium,MVM
join:2003-05-14
Fort Wayne, IN
kudos:7 | ...where I found out that DBAs were a bunch of wussy drama queens.
said by The site :Page 1 of 198 Good god there's 198 pages of them?!?!? |
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