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[Joke] The Cowboy & The Blonde. ('Nuther Blonde Joke).

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy,
I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'


dandelion
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....and he was never seen again.

signmeuptoo94
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Funny.

Sunny
Runs from Clowns

join:2001-08-19

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said by dandelion:

....and he was never seen again.

You remember that night, too, dandy?

dandelion
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dandelion

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Wasn't that fun!

rusdi
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Well.......so far, I only have to "explain it" twice!





Sunny
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said by rusdi:

Well.......so far, I only have to "explain it" twice!




Yeh, dandy. This one, though. Prolly won't get it even if we do 'splain.