Santa FeBUT.....I Digress!
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to Icarus
Re: Get better soon, Mr. TrainGot something to keep me busy. Oh look, Windows 8.1: Disk 1 of 3711. |
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Santa Fe
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to Icarus
Bloke with a broken arm in a sling is taking in some fresh air outside a noisy party he's gone to with lots of singing going on. A passer-by asks him, "Hootenanny?" He replies, "Nah. It's OK. I took some pain-killers just now." |
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Santa Fe
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A man went to visit his doctor. "Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?" the man pleads.
The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. "Hello, Doctor, says the arm. "Could you lend me twenty bucks please? I'm desperate!"
"Aha!'' says the doctor.
''I see the problem. Your arm is broke!" |
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Santa Fe
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to suprleg
Just got a call from Gordon on the Island of Sodor:
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SunnyRuns from Clowns
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to Santa Fe
said by Santa Fe:Got something to keep me busy. Oh look, Windows 8.1: Disk 1 of 3711. The real challenge is getting that install done when you find you have 33 computers and not one of them has a floppy drive! |
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Santa FeBUT.....I Digress!
join:2000-08-22 Freight Yard
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to suprleg
Already have plans for how to remove the cast. |
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SunnyRuns from Clowns
join:2001-08-19
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Sunny
2014-Jan-25 9:03 pm
Ummmmm, what meds does the doc have you on? You have me concerned. |
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Santa FeBUT.....I Digress!
join:2000-08-22 Freight Yard
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said by Sunny:Ummmmm, what meds does the doc have you on? You have me concerned. Well, in the hospital I got morphine, at home, it's TYLENOL with Codeine. After the weeks worth runs out, it's over the counter pain pills. Trust me, it's smiles on the outside. (And blood, guts, muscles, bones, etc. on the inside) |
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squirtcacatne alces in silvis? MVM join:2004-04-27 Out Grazing
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to Santa Fe
said by Santa Fe:Already have plans for how to remove the cast. Once, when I was having a cast removed, the blade came flying off of the little 'mini-saw' that they were using. That was kind of fun, but not as fun as using a 'fire arm'. |
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Santa FeBUT.....I Digress!
join:2000-08-22 Freight Yard
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to suprleg
Since the pain meds are kicking in, a story! Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My girlfriend has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. Her theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion, Her theory was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; ( I always call her "honey" In times like these.) "I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen." There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard her voice. "Are you kidding' me", she barked, "I dropped you off"!!! Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me." She retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop I didn't steal your car." Yep, it's the golden years................ Well, I never said they were Good pain meds. |
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jopfefHome of The Rat Patrol MVM join:2001-03-31 Saint Louis, MO
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to Sunny
said by Sunny:said by Santa Fe:Got something to keep me busy. Oh look, Windows 8.1: Disk 1 of 3711. The real challenge is getting that install done when you find you have 33 computers and not one of them has a floppy drive! Think we should get this and send it to Santa Fe???
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SunnyRuns from Clowns
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Sunny
2014-Jan-26 4:11 pm
Noooooooo! Get that and send it to me! |
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rusdiAmerican V MVM join:2001-04-28 Flippin, AR
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to suprleg
Get better Mr. Train! GEEZE! seems everyone is breaking bones, of late! See what you started, Sorto??!! |
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SunnyRuns from Clowns
join:2001-08-19
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Sunny
2014-Jan-27 7:33 pm
Moi? Hmmmm, sorry, but I don't get why, after I made it clear it wasn't a good idea to break a knee, you hopped on your bike, traveled seven months back in time to break not only your knee but your beloved bike!!!????!!! At least my turnip truck wasn't hurt. |
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Santa FeBUT.....I Digress!
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said by Sunny:At least my turnip truck wasn't hurt. That's because NOTHING can hurt Turnips, they're indestructible. |
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SunnyRuns from Clowns
join:2001-08-19
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Sunny
2014-Jan-27 9:04 pm
Truck, Train, Truck!! Never said anything about the turnips! |
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Santa FeBUT.....I Digress!
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said by Sunny:Truck, Train, Truck Make up your mind, was it a truck or a train? |
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opus74Deep Thought Premium Member join:2002-03-04 Coello, IL
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to suprleg
Get well soon, SF ! |
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mig MVM join:2000-10-26 Anytown, USA |
to Santa Fe
Hope you are feeling better SF! |
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