BadHatHook'M Horns Premium Member join:2003-10-14 Rosa's Place
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BadHat
Premium Member
2014-Feb-18 11:25 am
For someone we know... |
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SunnyRuns from Clowns
join:2001-08-19
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Sunny
2014-Feb-18 7:39 pm
I was just so sure your link was for squirt, but I have looked and looked and looked, Papa Bill. I just cannot see the pudding! |
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Santa FeBUT.....I Digress!
join:2000-08-22 Freight Yard |
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Crowded gyms with occupied machines are the worst because were there to lose weight, not gain wait.
For $10 an hour Ill fart on your algebra book. Y? Not because mx+b, but because Im a math tooter.
I try not to spend too much time online but Wi-Fight it?
Id love to have somebody gently scoop chow mein in my mouth because I have an Asian fed-dish.
If you hate when people pull up next to you at a stoplight staring, revving up their engine and speeding off, youre race-ist.
Will you marry me = a marriage proposal. Will, you, Mary, me? = A foursome inquiry.
Maybe its Maybelline, but what if it isnt? People shouldnt just MAKEUP these insinuations.
I just story a car! = Grand Theft Autocorrect.
Have you seen the pyramid schemes in Egypped.
I saw a guy hold up his little boy to shield his eyes from the brightness and I thought, I hope he doesnt lose those songlasses.
Craigslist is a unique place where you can find a one-night stand or one nightstand.
Any pants can be considered high-wasted if the person wearing them drinks and smokes enough.
I cant eat breakfast without a couple slices of wheat on the side because Im lack-toast intolerant.
Fall clothing really wears on my bank account. I want to stop buying, but I always end up swiping my debit cardigan.
To make a storrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry short.
People are willing to pose nude for artists they dont even know color me cautious, I think it seems sketchy.
Pizza chefs who have flour on their face at the end of a long shift call that a 5-oclock shadough.
My puns may be cheesy but I still think theyre pretty gouda. |
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suprlegAbracadabra Premium Member join:2004-05-06 Garden Grove, CA |
suprleg
Premium Member
2014-Feb-18 8:27 pm
ouch...! |
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signmeuptoo94Bless you Howie Premium Member join:2001-11-22 NanoParticle |
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You guys are wonderful, after writing an 8 page essay it's so nice to read all of this, my brain is Kentucky Fried. |
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Santa FeBUT.....I Digress!
join:2000-08-22 Freight Yard |
I prefer Long John Silvers myself. |
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signmeuptoo94Bless you Howie Premium Member join:2001-11-22 NanoParticle |
There was a joint here in CT back in the day, Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips. We also had a Jack in the Box here back then. |
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Santa FeBUT.....I Digress!
join:2000-08-22 Freight Yard |
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For some strange reason, I'm thinking of having my cat declawed...... .»www.youtube.com/watch?v= ··· XMUYj-9kThink I ought to????? |
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