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BadHat
Hook'M Horns
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join:2003-10-14
Rosa's Place

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BadHat

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For someone we know...

»www.negpoz.com/31-puns-b ··· laughed/

Sunny
Runs from Clowns

join:2001-08-19

2 recommendations

Sunny

I was just so sure your link was for squirt, but I have looked and looked and looked, Papa Bill. I just cannot see the pudding!

Santa Fe
BUT.....I Digress!

join:2000-08-22
Freight Yard

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Crowded gyms with occupied machines are the worst because we’re there to lose weight, not gain wait.

For $10 an hour I’ll fart on your algebra book. Y? Not because mx+b, but because I’m a math tooter.

I try not to spend too much time online but Wi-Fight it?

I’d love to have somebody gently scoop chow mein in my mouth because I have an Asian fed-dish.

If you hate when people pull up next to you at a stoplight staring, revving up their engine and speeding off, you’re race-ist.

Will you marry me = a marriage proposal. Will, you, Mary, me? = A foursome inquiry.

Maybe it’s Maybelline, but what if it isn’t? People shouldn’t just MAKEUP these insinuations.

“I just story a car!” = Grand Theft Autocorrect.

Have you seen the pyramid schemes in Egypped.

I saw a guy hold up his little boy to shield his eyes from the brightness and I thought, I hope he doesn’t lose those songlasses.

Craigslist is a unique place where you can find a one-night stand or one nightstand.

Any pants can be considered high-wasted if the person wearing them drinks and smokes enough.

I can’t eat breakfast without a couple slices of wheat on the side because I’m lack-toast intolerant.

Fall clothing really wears on my bank account. I want to stop buying, but I always end up swiping my debit cardigan.

To make a storrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry short.

People are willing to pose nude for artists they don’t even know – color me cautious, I think it seems sketchy.

Pizza chefs who have flour on their face at the end of a long shift call that a 5-o’clock shadough.

My puns may be cheesy but I still think they’re pretty gouda.

suprleg
Abracadabra
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join:2004-05-06
Garden Grove, CA

suprleg

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ouch...!

signmeuptoo94
Bless you Howie
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join:2001-11-22
NanoParticle

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You guys are wonderful, after writing an 8 page essay it's so nice to read all of this, my brain is Kentucky Fried.

Santa Fe
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join:2000-08-22
Freight Yard

Santa Fe

said by signmeuptoo94:

Kentucky Fried.

I prefer Long John Silvers myself.

signmeuptoo94
Bless you Howie
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join:2001-11-22
NanoParticle

signmeuptoo94

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There was a joint here in CT back in the day, Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips. We also had a Jack in the Box here back then.

Santa Fe
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join:2000-08-22
Freight Yard

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For some strange reason, I'm thinking of having my cat declawed......

www.youtube.com/watch?v= ··· XMUYj-9k


Think I ought to?????