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TwiztedZero
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Who knew porn channels had a Canadian content requirement?

Looks like the CRTC requires 35 per cent Canadian content for these "Angelos".

The channels are owned by Toronto-based Channel Zero, and some other non-porn channels owned by the company — Movieola and Silver Screen Classics — were also taken to task for apparently offering too little Canadian content.

CRTC Hits Porn Channels For Not Enough Canadian Content
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I don't want to see Canadian specific porn content. I don't discriminate on the other nationalities, colours, etc.
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It's all pink on the inside...

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Damned right, we need to see Canadian penises and vaginas! lol

This is the most ridiculous thing I've seen from our Ministry of Heritage. lol

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Former employer of mine, and the CRTC wants audio descriptions now.

Bob inserts penis in Carol's vagina.. Carol screams in ecstasy,

LOL
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Maple Leaf Tats for tits?

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So just what is Canadian porn content anyway?

- Scenes with the CN Tower in the background?

- Canadian Classic porn ...where SCTV episodes of Earl Camenbert reading the news are playing in the background?

- All the 'actors' are wearing snowshoes and toques in their scenes?

- Single word utterances are limited to "Tabernac"?

- Each movie has to have an actress say the come-on line, "I've been a bad girl. I want you to reform me, Mr. Harper!"
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I'm surprised the Conservatives aren't all over this - touting a 'trade' school for budding porn actors as part of their 'Economic Action Plan'.

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said by MaynardKrebs:

So just what is Canadian porn content anyway?

No answer for that.

But in a way I am glad to see the CRTC come down on it. After-all, if the content industry is going to bitch, kick, and scream about netflix having no Canadian content and then want to tax them, the rest of them better fricking be following what they are spewing.

And the CRTC has apparently caught on that some content industries are indeed not following what they are preaching.

I want to see the damn snow-blanche and the seven toque wearing snow-shoed dwarfs. Or maybe I don't want to see it, just know it's there.

I also want to see a job listing and related duties for a CRTC porn inspector.
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said by shrugs :

I also want to see a job listing and related duties for a CRTC porn inspector.

That would have to be an on-set inspection

What if an actress had a boob job or ****y 'tightening' procedure done by a Canadian gynecologist or plastic surgeon - would that be counted as Canadian content points?

Say the 'script' was written by a Canadian..... how many talking parts would there have to be? Would they have to be in both official languages?
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I want to see the damn snow-blanche and the seven toque wearing snow-shoed dwarfs. Or maybe I don't want to see it, just know it's there.

There are also the Canadian movies featuring dulce, poutine, lumberjack, and maple syrup themes.

The title of my next porn movie...... "CanCum - as approved by the CRTC"
"Eat my 'It smells like fish but tastes like chicken pot pie'. Show me your 'lumber', Jacques. I want your 6x6 pressure-treated log in my syrupy knothole. Spray your poutine in my mouth. God, your curds taste good!!"

Oh, the horror.

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said by MaynardKrebs:

There are also the Canadian movies featuring dulce, poutine, lumberjack, and maple syrup themes.

Oh, the horror.

You are aware that Ontario people can't pronounce "poutine" properly right?
I always hear it pronounced, "poo-teen". Even TV commercials for some dish-soap call it poo-teen.

It drives me up a wall to hear it called "poo-teen" (one of those little things that get under your skin type thing). And I can't stand that dish-soap commercial due to the woman not being able to pronounce poutine. POO-TEEN.

But, as a porn title...

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It's all pink on the inside...



Obviously has NOT had any Arcturian poontang.

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I thought all beavers were Canadian ?

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I thought all beavers were Canadian ?

They had a series they were running a few years back call Canadian Beaver. Google it, you'll find plenty of CANCON.

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You are aware that Ontario people can't pronounce "poutine" properly right?

You are aware that Quebec people can't pronounce anything that starts with an 'H' and put 'h' sounds where they don't belong?

"I play ockey on the hice".

It doesn't bother me at all. I find it quaint.

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said by WhaleOilBee:

said by shrugs :

You are aware that Ontario people can't pronounce "poutine" properly right?

You are aware that Quebec people can't pronounce anything that starts with an 'H' and put 'h' sounds where they don't belong?

"I play ockey on the hice".

It doesn't bother me at all. I find it quaint.

Wife speaks like that all the time.

First time I met her on a hot day in summer she said to me, "sure lets meet, but I 'ave no "H"air Conditioner".

I knew right then and there I was getting lucky.
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»news.nationalpost.com/20 ··· hannels/

CRTC regulators also reprimanded Channel Zero for failing to provide sufficient close-captioning.

In 2012, Channel Zero replied, “We appreciate and respect the importance of providing closed captioning for our viewers, as a means of making our programming accessible to the hearing impaired.”


"Oh god! Yes! Yes! Yes! Don't stop! Uhhh! Uhhh!"
Rinse and repeat.

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The CRTC's Porno-gate is a lot more involved.

Check this out:

Channel Zero licence renewals: It’s not just about CanCon pornography
»blog.fagstein.com/2014/0 ··· enewals/
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Let's see some hot poutine sauce in pr0nnnn yo

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They're doing exactly what Bell, Rogers, and Shaw have been doing for years.

No if they decided to pick on Channel Zero for this, it will expose the hypocrisy of the entire hearing, and the blatant bias.