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SparkChaser
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Downingtown, PA

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Re: Power from telco

A Solution to the Energy Crisis...
Our Chief Scientist, Dr. Emil Drizzlenik PhD from the renowned Chernobyl Electrical Institute in Russia, developed this patented technology after an accident at the power plant left all of the homes and businesses in his area dark.

So, a solution to the energy crisis is stealing 20 mA from the phone company.

I don't think so.

Drizzlenik?
lutful
... of ideas
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join:2005-06-16
Ottawa, ON

lutful

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said by SparkChaser:

Drizzlenik?

That page gets funnier near the end:

Dr. Drizzlenick and Director General Tolstonogov have developed alternate versions of all of the items you see on this web page, which run on common depleted uranium.
...
Nobody else in the world has the Nuclear safety expertise that Dr. Drizzlenick and the other Chernobyl scientists have.
...
The technology behind Telco Powered Products™ is covered under US Patent No. 4773863, and other worldwide patents.


I actually looked up that patent: »www.google.com/patents/US4773863
"Amusement device for a toilet bowl or urinal"