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Re: MILF Update: I think she is a cougar!We need benchmarks, specifications, reviews. Can it be overclocked?
How many KM's on the MILF? last oil change, manual/automatic transmission? |
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donoreo Premium Member join:2002-05-30 North York, ON |
donoreo
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2014-Sep-22 9:44 am
said by dsl33:We need benchmarks, specifications, reviews. Can it be overclocked?
How many KM's on the MILF? last oil change, manual/automatic transmission? No other known boyfriend's in the 8 years or so she lived there. I think it was right after her divorce she moved in. |
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HiVolt Premium Member join:2000-12-28 Toronto, ON |
to dsl33
said by dsl33:We need benchmarks, specifications, reviews. Can it be overclocked?
How many KM's on the MILF? last oil change, manual/automatic transmission? One thing is for certain, she has dual airbags. |
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LazMan Premium Member join:2003-03-26 Beverly Hills, CA |
LazMan
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2014-Sep-22 10:05 am
said by HiVolt:said by dsl33:We need benchmarks, specifications, reviews. Can it be overclocked?
How many KM's on the MILF? last oil change, manual/automatic transmission? One thing is for certain, she has dual airbags. Pics or it didn't happen.... |
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HiVolt Premium Member join:2000-12-28 Toronto, ON |
HiVolt
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2014-Sep-22 10:20 am
I think the pressure on donoreo is mounting. LOL. PICS! |
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donoreo Premium Member join:2002-05-30 North York, ON |
donoreo
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2014-Sep-22 10:22 am
There will be no pics unless she and her daughter want portraits taken. I have some studio lights so I can do this. |
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HiVolt Premium Member join:2000-12-28 Toronto, ON |
HiVolt
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2014-Sep-22 10:31 am
Well get to it then! |
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donoreo Premium Member join:2002-05-30 North York, ON |
donoreo
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2014-Sep-22 10:32 am
said by HiVolt:Well get to it then! "Hi, would your younger than 18 year old daughter model for some photos?" Think that would go well? |
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elwoodbluesElwood Blues Premium Member join:2006-08-30 Somewhere in |
Well you are married, with two young daughters.. I would surmise they would think you're "safe" |
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LazMan Premium Member join:2003-03-26 Beverly Hills, CA
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to donoreo
said by donoreo:There will be no pics unless she and her daughter want portraits taken. I have some studio lights so I can do this. For every problem, there is a solution...
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said by HiVolt:I think the pressure on donoreo is mounting. LOL. PICS! But if donoreo mentions that he works with no pant on, the MILF might agree? |
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donoreo Premium Member join:2002-05-30 North York, ON |
to LazMan
That lens is actually only a 200-500mm. You can get smaller, and longer, lenses. |
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LazMan Premium Member join:2003-03-26 Beverly Hills, CA |
LazMan
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2014-Sep-22 11:01 am
True - but I wasn't investing a ton of time in finding the most accurate pic, for a throwaway gag image... |
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said by HiVolt:said by dsl33:We need benchmarks, specifications, reviews. Can it be overclocked?
How many KM's on the MILF? last oil change, manual/automatic transmission? One thing is for certain, she has dual airbags. Isn't there a TSB for this item? 2014 Cougar (airb) Service Bulletin 378367 NHTSA: Action Number: 10052043 Service Bulletin Number: 378367 Report Date: Jun 06, 2014Component: (airb) Summary: On some model vehicles, airbags may deploy unexpectedly or fail to deploy. Causing male driver to experience "happy sensation". Caution is advised when using Cougar vehicle in an intimate way. Please bring vehicle to dealer to inspect "faulty airbags" that may contain fake silicone. |
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donoreo Premium Member join:2002-05-30 North York, ON |
donoreo
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2014-Sep-22 11:29 am
Also, how do I explain the bum photos?
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elwoodbluesElwood Blues Premium Member join:2006-08-30 Somewhere in |
We want bum pictures of the Mrs Donoero and use your 200mm lens to sneak a picture of the Milf |
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HiVolt Premium Member join:2000-12-28 Toronto, ON |
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said by donoreo:Also, how do I explain the bum photos? Just tell the truth man, that you bragged about the bum on a forum, and you've been called out to produce proof. LOL. |
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donoreo Premium Member join:2002-05-30 North York, ON |
donoreo
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2014-Sep-22 11:41 am
said by HiVolt:said by donoreo:Also, how do I explain the bum photos? Just tell the truth man, that you bragged about the bum on a forum, and you've been called out to produce proof. LOL. It was only a comparison. I said my wife has a better bum than her. Never said either was awesome. |
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Bender2000Bite My Shiny Metal Ass Premium Member join:2002-05-06 J7W 8E4 |
oh man, hope your wife doesn't see this thread lol. |
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HiVolt Premium Member join:2000-12-28 Toronto, ON |
HiVolt
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2014-Sep-22 11:53 am
said by Bender2000:oh man, hope your wife doesn't see this thread lol. LOL, indeed! |
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donoreo Premium Member join:2002-05-30 North York, ON |
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said by Bender2000:oh man, hope your wife doesn't see this thread lol. She should be pleased I think she has a better bum |
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to dsl33
Exactly, after years as an ISO internal auditor i need a way to quantify milfness |
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said by donoreo:There will be no pics unless she and her daughter want portraits taken. I have some studio lights so I can do this. Dirty old man with a pair of shop lights and an instamatic |
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Ian1 Premium Member join:2002-06-18 ON |
to donoreo
said by donoreo:She should be pleased I think she has a better bum With the qualification that neither was "awesome"? Are you sure? |
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AnavSarcastic Llama? Naw, Just Acerbic Premium Member join:2001-07-16 Dartmouth, NS |
to donoreo
You could explain that your the new microkini sales photography rep for the region and need some new advertising material. Throw in the samples for free...... |
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to donoreo
beware the wrath of the jealous wife? |
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