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How do ghosts like their eggs?
Terror-fried!
Why wasnt there any food left after the monster party?
Because everyone was a goblin!
Whats the first thing ghosts do when they get in a car?
Buckle their sheet-belts!
What do you call a skeleton who wont work?
Lazy Bones!
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray!
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice scream!
Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaner cords arent long enough!
Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
He didnt have the guts!
What was the witchs favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in!
What is a mummys favourite type of music?
Wrap music!
Why didnt Dracula have any friends?
He was a pain in the neck!
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
Because you can see right through him!
What did the werewolf eat after hed had his teeth cleaned?
The dentist!
Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
MaliBOO!
Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
His ghoul friend!
What rule does a polite little ghost always obey?
Dont spook until spooken to!
What kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house?
A wide scream TV!
What do you call two witches that live together?
Broom mates.
Why cant you tell a skeleton anything?
Because it goes in one ear and out the other!
Where did the vampire go to open a savings account?
A Blood bank!
What do you call a witchs garage?
A broom closet!
How do you keep a skeleton from laughing?
Take away his funny bone!
What do ghosts say when they hear great jokes like these?
Booooo !!!
Why dont witches like to ride their brooms when theyre angry?
Theyre afraid of flying off the handle!
What is a vampires favorite flavor of ice cream?
Veinilla
Why couldnt the mummy attend the meeting?
He was all tied up.
What magazine do ghosts love to read?
Good Housecreeping!
What is a ghosts golden rule?
Boo unto others as you would have others boo unto you.
What do ghosts say when they run out of Halloween candy?
Boo Hoo!
How do witches tell time?
With a witch watch, of course!
Why do witches prefer to live in hotels?
They like the broom service!
Who do monsters always buy their cookies from?
The Ghoul Scouts!
Why do mummies make good spies?
Because they know how to keep things under wraps!
What kind of pets do ghosts have?
Scaredy Cats!
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
Theyre too wrapped up in themselves!
Whats it like to be kissed by a vampire?
Its a pain in the neck!
Whats a vampires favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure!
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation!