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[Joke] OK, so what do you fix a hole in a Pumpkin with??




A Pumpkin patch of course..

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Re: [Joke] OK, so what do you fix a Pumpkin with??




Groan...

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Santa Fe
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You heard the old saying "If Life gives you lemons, make Lemonade", what do you do if Death gives you lemons?

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said by Santa Fe:

You heard the old saying "If Life gives you lemons, make Lemonade", what do you do if Death gives you lemons?

HA! I know where you got that!



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Re: [Joke] OK, so what do you fix a hole in a Pumpkin with??


I think I found my Halloween Costume!
How do ghosts like their eggs?
Terror-fried!

Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?
Because everyone was a goblin!

What’s the first thing ghosts do when they get in a car?
Buckle their sheet-belts!

What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
Lazy Bones!

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray!

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice scream!

Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough!

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts!

What was the witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!

Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in!

What is a mummy’s favourite type of music?
“Wrap” music!

Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?
He was a pain in the neck!

Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
Because you can see right through him!

What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth cleaned?
The dentist!

Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
MaliBOO!

Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
His ghoul friend!

What rule does a polite little ghost always obey?
Don’t spook until spooken to!

What kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house?
A wide scream TV!

What do you call two witches that live together?
Broom mates.

Why can’t you tell a skeleton anything?
Because it goes in one ear and out the other!

Where did the vampire go to open a savings account?
A Blood bank!

What do you call a witch’s garage?
A broom closet!

How do you keep a skeleton from laughing?
Take away his funny bone!

What do ghosts say when they hear great jokes like these?
Booooo !!!

Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?
They’re afraid of flying off the handle!

What is a vampire’s favorite flavor of ice cream?
Veinilla

Why couldn’t the mummy attend the meeting?
He was all tied up.

What magazine do ghosts love to read?
Good Housecreeping!

What is a ghost’s “golden rule”?
“Boo unto others as you would have others boo unto you”.

What do ghosts say when they run out of Halloween candy?
Boo Hoo!

How do witches tell time?
With a witch watch, of course!

Why do witches prefer to live in hotels?
They like the broom service!

Who do monsters always buy their cookies from?
The Ghoul Scouts!

Why do mummies make good spies?
Because they know how to keep things under wraps!

What kind of pets do ghosts have?
Scaredy Cats!

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They’re too wrapped up in themselves!

What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!

What’s a vampire’s favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure!

Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation!

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said by Santa Fe:

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts!

Our daughter Amanda retold that one when she was very young (from an animated movie - forget which one) but she flubbed the punchline.

Because he had no organs!

Don't you hate it when nobody laughs, and then someone tells you the real punchline????

I like the Lego my Ego picture!!!