 leevisGrowing Older But Not UpPremium,ExMod 2001-04
join:2000-10-28
Pascagoula, MS | I'll sleep easier Whew! I for one will sleep much better tonight knowing that these bandwidth stealing, coffee drinking criminals are off the street. Now maybe they can concentrate on busting up that notorious gang of jaywalking grandmothers!
Lee
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 bistro777Donuts-Is There Anything They Can't Do?Premium
join:2002-02-07
Englewood, CO | The ongoing investigation also revealed the suspects had once used a red felt marker to check-off items on a grocery shopping list. They are also the suspected ringleaders of a counterfeit cocktail coaster design ring. “Jaywalking grandmothers are no longer our priority,” stated a police spokesperson. “We can always run those slow biddies over, but bandwidth-thieving coffee drinkers are now our #1 priority.”
The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions. |
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| Thank God the FBI caught the Washington sniper the week before this happened, otherwise the FBI would have had to pull agents off that low profile case to figure out what a cable modem is. |
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"Our Nation must come together in this time of crisis. We cannot allow such terroristic acts to be unpunished." quoted the President in his address to cable-watching Americans everywhere. "Such a travesty shall not go without retribution, we will seek out bandwidth thieves anywhere they exist, and shall deem any land which harbours these nefarious criminals as being in allegiance with said persons, and subject to military force as necesary."
Saddam Hussein has already issued a statement that he intends to fully co-operate with U.N. and N.A.T.O. efforts as relative to this issue. |
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