I'm not new to the team, and I'm not with the tour group, but just in case anyone needs my help and expertise - I HAVE slept overnight at a Holiday Inn Express before.
I just love that commercial, You know the one where they are facing something like what just happened. -- Alright, BIG MAN! So You Want To Make the BIG BUCK$, Eh??!!. . . . . . Do You Know How To Handle a Machine-gun?