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| RIAA Special Announcement Notice: This is a parody, This is a parody.
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Press Release
8/14/03
From: RIAA Headquarters
Location: Secrect Headquarters in U.S.
Re: Northeastern and Canadian Blackout
In an effort to stop illegal file trading, we the RIAA, implemeneted Operation Electron Kill. We have successfully caused a test stop of the electrial grid from Ohio, to Canada, to New York.
Our observations have seen a significat dropp in illegal file trading in these area's in the last several hours.
The RIAA apologizes for this inconvience. The RIAA prides itself on helping it's member muscician's and will go to any lengths to make sure our....I mean.. their profits are maximized.
Again, the RIAA, in an effort to squech illegal file trading claims resposiblity for the massive power outage in the United States.
Regards,
The RIAA
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